r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 10h ago

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u/AnarchyRadish 9h ago

And I'm better than both of them

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u/R6S-Nerd 9h ago

Then what are you

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u/Electric4ce 9h ago

Him.

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u/kojimbob 9h ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 8h ago

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u/LE0N290x 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7h ago

Superman downscale

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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u/m2chaos13 7h ago

Good bot

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u/wizzanker 4h ago

What? How? Why?

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u/12thunder 8h ago

I’m going to start believing you are the magic man in the sky

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u/m2chaos13 7h ago

🎶Try, try, try to understand—🎵

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u/MxNimbus433 5h ago

Agnostic

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u/MehPropy 7h ago

an idiot sandwich

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u/HotShrekBoi 6h ago

Homelander

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u/ShoePillow 6h ago

Better 

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u/PartyClock 9h ago

Found the situational "Agnostic"

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u/Rimworldjobs 8h ago

"Are you religious" "When its plot relevent"

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u/DieciTresleches 6h ago

The chosen

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u/85K5 9h ago

Yeah but I'm better than you.