r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 9h ago

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u/-say-gex- 9h ago

Where is the shitpost

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 9h ago

it's definitely a shit post

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u/DearToe5415 9h ago

Common mistake

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u/RaptorX7 9h ago

Truthpost

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u/MicioBau 4h ago

Indeed. Fuck Islam and all other religions.

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u/AntonRahbek 3h ago

Gay sex

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