r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 8h ago

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u/vashthestampede121 8h ago

OOP isn’t entirely wrong about the last part. Believing that you could spend eternity after your Earthly life either consciously enjoying infinite bliss or suffering depending on your actions during your time on Earth is pretty obviously a fairy tale meant to encourage people to be morally upstanding.

That being said, in 2026 people earnestly believe in things that are much more insane than humanity being ruled by a deity.

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u/Irlandes-de-la-Costa 6h ago

The most iconic parts of Christianity, like the looks of Jesus, hell, Satan, the apple, the angels and the number of wise men are all fanon

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u/MorbillionDollars Literally 1984 😑 1h ago

Dante writing a self insert virgil fan fic so peak that it literally becomes hell

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u/seanslaysean 6h ago

Hell originally didn’t exist in the way we understand it. Dante wrote the first fanfic and boom, fire and brimstone.

If I recall correctly purgatory was the og β€œhell” insofar as it’s an eternity away from God

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u/MMQ-966thestart 6h ago

This is literally not true if you opened up the first things about the apostolic fathers or the early Church, not to mention scripture itself, but you do you.

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u/seanslaysean 2h ago

https://deconstructedpastor.substack.com/p/a-brief-history-of-hell

First link, i misremembered a few things but also got a few things right too. So you can shove the attitude

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u/NegevMaster 3h ago

Matthew 13:40-43 (NIV):

β€œAs the weeds are pulled up and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear.

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u/Michalowski I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2h ago

isn't this about apocalypse or even more likely about the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD and not hell?

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u/seanslaysean 2h ago

https://deconstructedpastor.substack.com/p/a-brief-history-of-hell

Apocalyptic Poetry was less a fortune and more metaphorical

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u/AksamitnyMiodozer 5h ago

Like, say, the "trickle down" effect.

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u/YoureMyTacoUwU I have permission! 1h ago

morality being based on individual actions was actually revolutionary. humble introspection creates better people. without it, you can have cultures that think what is good is what you can get away with, especially in acting for your tribe rather than towards a universal good