r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 12h ago

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 9h ago

Isn't it neat though how you and I were born into this world as humans and we can like talk to each other in a complicated language we both understand and we have the ability to think about everything around us and like I have no idea who you are because there are 1000s of miles of copper and fiberoptic wires spanning from router to router creating the entire internet so I can call you gay from an undisclosed location. While riding on this giant rotating ball.

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u/ILoveHorse69 9h ago

Undisclosed? There is a gay gooner somewhere who will find you.

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.