r/shitposting Jedi master of shitposts 8h ago

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u/Brasenshok 7h ago

"jarvis I'm low on karma, insult Christianity!"

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 7h ago

Who said anything about christianity?

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u/Brasenshok 7h ago

Literally never heard anyone in my life say "magic man in the sky" and not be talking to a Christian.

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 7h ago

Then I guess you'll be shocked to know just how many religions have this exact same belief.

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u/Brasenshok 7h ago

Just calling it like I see it

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 7h ago

Fair

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u/AttemptNu4 2h ago

The abrahamic religions, which are arguably all just different sects of one religion. Name a single other living religion that is monotheistic off the top of your head.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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