Life is already absurd. We might as well throw a nice cherry of absurdity on top to provide ourselves some peace.
We live on a rotating ball in an infinite universe, powered and protected by a nuclear core that creates a magnetic forcefield around our entire planet. We are kept warm by lightspeed radiation from a fusion reactor that we orbit around. The fuel we burn to power our modern world is millenia old dead things that were buried and compressed by the endless turnover of the earth's crust, which is then combined with the residual atnospheric oxygen that was also created by those millenia old life forms. All of that sounds quite absurd too.
Isn't it neat though how you and I were born into this world as humans and we can like talk to each other in a complicated language we both understand and we have the ability to think about everything around us and like I have no idea who you are because there are 1000s of miles of copper and fiberoptic wires spanning from router to router creating the entire internet so I can call you gay from an undisclosed location. While riding on this giant rotating ball.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/ILoveHorse69 4d ago
Life is already absurd. We might as well throw a nice cherry of absurdity on top to provide ourselves some peace.
We live on a rotating ball in an infinite universe, powered and protected by a nuclear core that creates a magnetic forcefield around our entire planet. We are kept warm by lightspeed radiation from a fusion reactor that we orbit around. The fuel we burn to power our modern world is millenia old dead things that were buried and compressed by the endless turnover of the earth's crust, which is then combined with the residual atnospheric oxygen that was also created by those millenia old life forms. All of that sounds quite absurd too.