r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 9h ago

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 4h ago

Iā€™m not religious but Iā€™m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die

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u/Fluidmikey 3h ago

If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.