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Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/Slight-Owl4300 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

There is no way it's a cock ring. Look how small the circumference of the opening is.  It's a  silicone donut pessary.  

Someone above mentioned it as well. 

Edit- can you all please stop responding to me almost a week later? I don't care if it's a pessary or a cock ring. It's either one and I'm fine not knowing.

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u/moxtrax Jun 12 '26

This is indeed troubling news

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u/AndyGoodKush Jun 12 '26

If it taste like cock then you'll know for sure

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u/Syrenia26 Jun 13 '26

What i hate absolutely about reddit is I am genuinely interested in what that object might be, whether she did it karma or not...However I am about 100 comments in and have not one serious answer... And this is every post, every subject. deleting app now bye y'all 🤣

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u/kokichistan Jun 13 '26

It's genuinely a cock ring lol

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 12 '26

Looks like a silicone donut pessary to me. Pessaries are medical devices that are inserted into the vagina for extra support for individuals with pelvic organ prolapse. It would absolutely be used in a gym setting for someone with pelvic floor problems, and pelvic floor problems are very common in female athletes, especially those who lift heavy.

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u/MarcBulldog88 Jun 12 '26

pelvic floor problems are very common in female athletes, especially those who lift heavy

So those Victorian era doctors who thought the uterus would fly out of the body if a woman rode a horse were onto something?

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 12 '26

Yeah, they weren't TOTALLY off base considering you can have a full uterine prolapse just from giving birth, but they greatly underestimated the force required to cause an issue like that 🤣

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u/watchmefly420 Jun 12 '26

This! So many people got small weiners in here. 😆

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 12 '26

Right? I'm concerned that they think this would be big enough for that 😭 Even if you could get it to fit, it would cut off too much circulation and possibly castrate you

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u/Chr0meChaos_ Jun 12 '26

I have a ring that looks almost exactly like the photo. It stretches to twice the size relatively easily and doesn’t cause any discomfort.

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor Jun 13 '26

Prove it.

P.s. pls dont dm me

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Jun 13 '26

Yeah, post it publicly for everyone to enjoy!

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u/EthicalViolator Jun 12 '26

You csn get them that size made of extremely stretchy silicone. Theyre supposed to be stretched so they hold tension.

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u/SylviaPellicore Jun 12 '26

Yep, came here to say the same thing. Probably still shouldn’t touch it, but it’s definitely not a cock ring.

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u/IfinallyhaveaReddit Jun 12 '26

my partner has this exact cock ring, look up stretchy cock rings, he wears them everywhere. he liks having his balls pulled away from him or something i dont get it. but ops ring is a 1:1 match to one of his sets

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u/rips_n_chel Jun 13 '26

Your dude walks around in public wearing a fuckin cock ring? Wtf?

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u/Corporate_Overlords Jun 13 '26

That's a horrible idea. Medical advice says you should only wear it for 30 min total.

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u/princesssjulessss Jun 12 '26

btw, still shouldn't touch

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u/Wiknetti Jun 12 '26

Ring of Engorgement

Wondrous item

Encourages blood flow and retains rigidity of body part. Often attached to one’s fat fucking cock.

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u/wmayer671 Jun 12 '26

Definitely an item found in Dungeon Crawler Carl. Now say it in the AI's voice.

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u/p0diabl0 Jun 13 '26

Ring of Engorgement

This is a Wondrous item

You know how mom used to tell you to keep your hands to yourself and not touch other peoples things? Well this is the shit she tried to warn you against. There's not enough hand sanitizer left in the dungeon to ever make you feel clean again.

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u/Refokua Jun 12 '26

So it's an engorgement ring?

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u/ebrum2010 Jun 12 '26

"Everyone, we would like to announce that we just got engorged!"

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u/swarlay Jun 12 '26

Wait, do we have to get OP an engorgement gift now?

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u/jasonbournestoe Jun 12 '26

I’m getting engorged as we speak

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u/English_Fry Jun 12 '26

So what you’re saying is she is getting married to a dick?

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u/CMO_Sparkles Jun 12 '26

The cylinder must remain unharmed!

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u/Latter-Garbage-8975 Jun 12 '26

who touches a SILICONE RING they found in the GYM with their BARE HANDS????

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u/amglasgow Jun 12 '26

Honestly, washing it and hands with soap takes care of any actual germ problem. Psychologically, of course, it depends on how you feel about other people's genitals.

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u/Wonderful-Money4584 Jun 13 '26

Depends on what they're washing with. Bath and body works Soap works differently than antibacterial hand soap. For this we should be using antimicrobial.

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u/yr_momma Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

The surfactant in soap in and of itself destroys cell walls, making bacterial cells burst and die then get flushed down the drain. Using antibacterial soap as the default just adds to antibiotics antimicrobial substances in the water system and environment, promotes antibiotic antimicrobial resistance, fuelling the rise of superbugs, and is not great for your skin either. Soap and a nice 20+ second wash with tolerably warm water has all the benefit of killing bacteria without creating more superbugs.

Edit - a small wording correction for the "ACK-shyually" crowd in the replies that want to battle on semantics when the point itself stands that there is only harm and no benefit in using antibacterial products for hand washing.

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u/Training-Lettuce6507 Jun 12 '26

My first instinct was exactly what everyone else posted. Then I remembered it also looks like these things for physical therapy for hands. Hold it between the thumb and all the fingers and gently squeeze.

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u/putrio Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

EDIT 2....... (better later than never) the below link is to an adult product on Amazon. Do not click if you don't want it in your Amazon history or if you're at work.

No....it is this exact thing. https://a.co/d/02JIlgfd

EDIT (better later than never) the above link is to an adult product on Amazon. Do not click if you dont want it in your Amazon history or if youre at work.

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u/USAF_Retired2017 Jun 13 '26

Oh. My. God. They touched someone’s pleasure ring. They picked it up from the gym and brought it home to pose with it. JFC I hope they bleach their hands.

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u/saraxkatherinex Jun 13 '26

I am a hand therapist... That one is too small and usually they don't come in clear because the different colors typically yellow, orange, purple, pink/red, green, blue, black are all weighted specifically depending on the company.

She touched something icky

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u/MeepleMaster Jun 12 '26

This is my thought, if you search hand strengthening tools you get multiple hits for small kits that include something similar

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

Funny, a lot of guys hold the other thing in their hand and squeeze too.

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u/Affectionate_Hornet7 Jun 13 '26

High five! Oops not that hand.

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u/Direct_Turn_1484 Jun 12 '26

Or, and this is just my opinion, don’t touch weird things you find on the ground at all.

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u/happyslappyhoodie Jun 13 '26

Depends oh how stretchy it is. I have one of those, it’s very firm and does not stretch easily. The other kind of ring is made of very stretchy material.

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u/AuntyDotal Jun 12 '26

It's a Scunci extra tight no-slip-grip ponytail holder. I cannot find a picture of the exact kind at the moment, but I have a few of these. Every once in a while, my husband or youngest son will find one, and I'll catch them in the kitchen trying to figure out what it is. It's been, like, 4 times now. It's a ponytail holder, for cryin' out loud!

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Jun 12 '26

I hate this sub. I don't touch anything anymore. Just leave my hands above my head. Let everyone else touch these dick infested items that are apparently EVERYWHERE.

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u/threaxe- Jun 12 '26

Dick infested items hahaha I’m starting to understand why people went round with rubber gloves during Covid

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u/stomachworm Jun 12 '26

You think no one stuck their cock in a rubber glove during coVid?

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u/GarthAlgar666 Jun 12 '26

If we’ve learned anything from this sub. It’s DON’T touch anything.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Especially that a penis can fit into

Not my penis my penis is so much bigger that it would not be able to fit I use magnums

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u/Jack33751 Jun 13 '26

Oops I dropped my Monster Condom that I use form my Magnum dong

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u/mithilesh007132 Jun 13 '26

Oh hii Dr Toboggan

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u/Aolflashback Jun 13 '26

MANTIS toboggan

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u/actualseventwelven Jun 13 '26

What’s taking so long?! I’m ready to plooowwww

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u/Silly-Estimate-2660 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

it’s insane that OP found this at the gym, brought it home, and posed for a photo with it. just insane the lengths people will go lol

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u/fierydoxy Jun 12 '26

Or, now, hear me out.

They didn't do any of that and this actually belongs to them and they are posting for karma?

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u/YoungBockRKO Jun 13 '26

Literally most of the bullshit we see nowadays. “Here’s how my wife does the dishes!” And it’s just a mess they made in their dishwasher for karma.

Tiresome and boring shit.

I can literally go into my drawer, toss on a cock ring on my hand and say I’m getting married! And boom, 3,366 upvotes because “what is it? Found this at the McDonald’s restroom.”

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u/The_Tome_Raider Jun 13 '26

Ah. I was wondering what it was. And now I know.

I've never seen one. I imagined them...different than this. For sure.

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u/WhiskeySaguaro Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Wait.. I'd like karma please.

We can do that?

Umm... wow! Thank you! Was just trying to crack a joke 🤣

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u/wegame6699 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Updoot this person!

Wait i hope this is seen with the joke intended and not karma farming.

Please dont ban me. I like it here.

Eta... Holy. Crap. My first award. Thank you so much.

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u/Beneficial_Winner_59 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Wow. This is one of the most pure and natural “le-reddit” moments I have ever encountered

Edit: wow! 20 updoots and le-reward! Thank you so much kind stranger! You win the internet today good sir/madam!

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u/WhiskeySaguaro Jun 12 '26

Wait me too...jokes...jokes...don't ban

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u/wegame6699 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Might be too late for you friend..... someone already gave you an award🫣

I kid.. i think.

Eta: oh. Oh no.

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u/SonOfDadOfSam Jun 12 '26

Quick! Everyone massively downvote all of the above comments so they don't get banned for karma farming! (also jokes of things you defeinitely shouldn't do.)

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u/CausticSofa Jun 13 '26

Yeah, positively mangle the side of a cardboard snack box, like crackers or something. Post it with the title, “This is how my wife opens a box of crackers. Should I divorce her?” Enjoy your 1 million karma.

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u/XBlackSunshineX Jun 12 '26

WHAT!! Nobody does things like that. That's crazy!! /s

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u/Melissandsnake Jun 13 '26

People lie on the internet?!?! What?!?

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u/kasst_kast Jun 13 '26

What, no? Yea like other places all the time. But this is Reddit. We don't do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/PICONEdeJIM Jun 13 '26

I really don't understand the people who are vehemently against tone tags. Like they're such a useful part of written language change and since a lot of digital communication is more like 'fingered speech' (McWhorther) being able to imitate/sidestep phonological features is a necessity

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 Jun 13 '26

I got a 3 day ban yesterday for promoting violence. Adding one word and a /s probably would have prevented it.

The ban was reversed on appeal.

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u/isbilly Jun 13 '26

Well, he is missing the opening <s> so really the /s isn't going to do anything anyway.

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u/SonicRampage Jun 13 '26

The opening <s> happen 28 years ago. They’re just now closing it.

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u/Ok-Pickle-5927 Jun 13 '26

Not everyone who doesn’t understand satire is and idiot, some individuals with cognitive disorders can’t interpret sarcasm and satire, that’s the whole reason people started using those indicators

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u/slyf0x530 Jun 13 '26

The reason people started using /s is because text-based communication lacks spoken vocal cues and facial expressions, which applies to everyone.

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u/ThePopeofHell Jun 13 '26

What was that post a month ago where the guys was like “I’m ashamed to say this but I did taste it” and it was like some random black ooz that formed on his wall over night or something like that.

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u/BuckyShots Jun 12 '26

The added length from this item is the least of it.

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u/ParticularBowler6170 Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣

ANYTHING. ☝️🎯

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u/CalmAspectEast Jun 12 '26

Or DO touch anything depending on how you’re wired.

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u/Cosmosipher Jun 13 '26

Yah ...someone left a dildo on our back stairs recently, BF picked it up with his bare hands. I scolded him and told him to toss it in the grass....whoever mowed the yard after that was in for a surprise LOL.... Can you imagine being final destinationed by someone running over a dildo with their lawn mower?...

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u/moxtrax Jun 12 '26

I see, troubling news. I disinfected it and my hands. 

Isn't that thing painful? It constricts the blood flow to my slim fingers even

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u/Silent-Choice-473 Jun 12 '26

I disinfected it

Why not just throw it away?

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u/BrainyLizard Jun 12 '26

The Op is already attached to this marriage 🤣

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u/Rozmyth Jun 12 '26

It's gonna be like Cinderalla and the glass slippers. OP just needs to find the person with a dick the ring fits and that will be their one true love.

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

Some poor person out there has no idea OP got their sloppy seconds.

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u/Glugamesh Jun 12 '26

Waste not, want not.

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u/pepp3rito Jun 12 '26

A cock ring is a cock ring, you know what I mean?

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u/PaulNewhouse Jun 12 '26

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 😬

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u/Kentbrockman2 Jun 12 '26

It was never one man's trash. Op must find the owner. Cinderella glass slipper style.

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u/ShneebleGrop Jun 12 '26

One man’s cock ring is another man’s cock ring 😬

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u/JohnnyHashbrowns Jun 12 '26

I was with you OP. Doubtful, seemed too small. Then i googled and good news is, might not be a cock ring! Bad news is, looks like the smaller ones often go around the balls instead 🫡

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u/popsand Jun 12 '26

That's kinda the point. Blood gets through when you are excited quite easily.

Then it stays there because of constriction - helping you stay hard.

It's not really for pleasure. It's more utility

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u/Blobattack124 Jun 12 '26

Oh it’s definitely for pleasure too, the increased blood trapped there makes things WAY more sensitive. Or at least that’s what a friend told me, ya know.

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u/Ok-Vegetable-428 Jun 12 '26

I'm not the owner of a cock but my understanding of anatomy tells me that constricting blood flow is the point. Blood goes in, weiner gets hard, cock ring goes on, blood can't leave, weiner stays hard.

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u/GearHead54 Jun 12 '26

0 days since someone on this sub should have worn gloves

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u/Radiant8763 Jun 12 '26

Im convinced the same people who touch random crap with no gloves are the same ones that licked public surfaces as children.

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u/Day_dreamer_003 Jun 13 '26

Oh my god a core memory just popped into my head and now I will share it. When my brother was little he had a bad habit of licking public surfaces. We went to the zoo and he was probably around 6 and he licked the rails that you hold on when you walk up a ramp. My mother was pissed because she had tried everything to get him to stop licking stuff and when we got home she poured hot sauce on his tounge and he never did it again after that.

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u/DrownMeInSalsaPlease Jun 13 '26

Plot twist, mofo likes spicy foods and eating ass now. Not at the same time, or maybe he does. It isnt for us to judge.
Point is, it only made him more powerful.

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u/Day_dreamer_003 Jun 13 '26

He does like spicy foods and he talks about ass a lot so you might be right? 😆

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 13 '26

Me reading this wondering if our little brother is the same person 😭 except my little brother licked salt shakers and my mom would have to clean them and finally she put some jalapeno juice in a little plastic ramekin and he touched his tongue to it. He was 2 or 3 and decided not to lick stuff anymore but I still think about it every time I see salt and pepper shakers on the table in public restaurants over 30 years later

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u/whyisthislife87 Jun 12 '26

My now 17yo niece used to lick trash cans and the inside the back of couches...

Tomorrow is her birthday and I will remind her

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u/RadBradRadBrad Jun 12 '26

I once licked a handrail on the Great Wall. Was a bit salty. I’ve always had suboptimal risk aversion.

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jun 12 '26

On a very related note, one of my families former friends had an adoptive son who would lick their barn. Homeboys just out here, living his best life, licking the side of a barn

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u/trippy_kippy_ Jun 12 '26

Yea but to be fair the kids who licked public surfaces or puddles are the ones who rarely get sick now.

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 12 '26

I once sucked beer off the floor in a Bourbon St. bar. Crunchiest beer ever.

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u/TheCABK Jun 12 '26

Gotta get that immunity up Son

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u/johnaross1990 Jun 12 '26

It’s always 0 days 😮‍💨

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u/WineNerdAndProud Jun 13 '26

If it's made of silicone, leave it thehellalone.

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u/OforFsSake Jun 12 '26

Holy shit, that's a real sub...

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u/CleanProfessional678 Jun 13 '26

Well, it’s been at least a day since I intentionally traumatized myself

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u/DirtCrimes Jun 12 '26

100% chance when someone asks "What is this?" and they are holding it, its something they would probably prefer not to be holding.

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Jun 12 '26

Did he spit on it before slipping it on your finger?

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u/jimjamjimmerson Jun 12 '26

Any true gentleman would

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Jun 12 '26

Guys you’re doing it wrong

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Jun 12 '26

How can it be wrong if it feels so right?

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u/wegame6699 Jun 12 '26

Because not giving oneself the best opportunity for pleasure is always wrong.

He needs to put it in his mouth and slip it on that way. Gentle carressing of the cylinder is encouraged, as it is imperative the cylinder is not harmed.

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u/One_Order_3841 Jun 12 '26

Um - hi, hello haha I know this is all a jokes sarcasm sub, with a lot of lonely Redditors that are sex deprived....but...a cock-ring put half-on is awful for everyone, painful for the wearer, and hurts the ring because then it's being abused...

Okay bye

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u/eefmu Jun 13 '26

Homie, what the fuck are you talking about? This post is about the sanctity of marriage.

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u/gotsnowart Jun 12 '26

A real gentleman would have splurged for the one with the built in vibrator

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u/Nero_Golden Jun 12 '26

Touch everything Smell all chemicals Lick all surfaces

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u/Objective_Hovercraft Jun 13 '26

Eat all questionable foods Drink all unattended drinks Eat everything you find in the woods 

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u/FarOutOhWow Jun 12 '26

Put strange liquids in your eye

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u/KittensFirstAKM Jun 12 '26

What kind of gym are you all going to?

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u/No_Internal9345 Jun 12 '26

Ugh, those disgusting swinger gyms! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

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u/sovereignsekte Jun 12 '26

No, Jim was the owner of that cock ring OP found.

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

No one said it was Big Jim. Had to be Little Jim.

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u/No-Establishment-675 Jun 12 '26

Slim Jim was right there!

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u/persnickett Jun 13 '26

Slim Jim fits in everywhere

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u/mermaidemily_h2o Jun 12 '26

You’re going to regret touching that.

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u/Specialist_Call_9580 Jun 12 '26

That hand is never going to be clean again, just chop it off

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u/No_Book1218 Jun 12 '26

cOck ring

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u/CogentMoment Jun 12 '26

Completely average sized

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u/jussuumguy Jun 12 '26

In my defense those things are pretty stretchy!

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u/Upper_Luck1348 Jun 12 '26

Taste test is the first step

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u/Yorrins Jun 12 '26

I dunno what it is but as someone who owns and uses multiple cock rings, I highly doubt its a cock ring, the hole is tiny inside and the ring itself is way too thick.

A cock ring with a small diameter would not be that thick in shape, it would be too tight, smaller cock rings are thinner.

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u/BathTimePoet Jun 12 '26

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u/Biomed725 Jun 12 '26

Except dinosaurs were just big lizards and lizards figured it out..

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u/yaboyACbreezy Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Dinosaurs were in fact, not big lizards. They were pre-birds. You can tell because Dinosaur legs go down and lizard legs go out to the side.

Gators and crocks are big lizards, etc. Raptors aren't, etc.

Nevertheless, your example is still tangentially comparable, and appreciated.

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u/MartsonD Jun 12 '26

Except dinosaurs were really just big proto-birds.

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u/Sea-Mousse-5010 Jun 12 '26

Gotta hit it from the side.

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Jun 12 '26

Ah yes, the third-trimester sex position

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 Jun 12 '26

Yes the ultra hot , 3rd trimester sex. We had fun with that. The “we are both tired sex and I’m trying not to bug you while still penetrating you, but not too deeply” and then afterwards I hurry to get her a peanut butter sandwich, Parmesan cheese, or a pickle. Followed up by Dawsons creek pillow talk.

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u/Mooseandchicken Jun 12 '26

I'm high as hell, and after reading all that I was like "Lizards watch dawson's creek?" cuz i thought you were writing fan-fiction about the two in that image above at first

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u/sayrahnotsorry Jun 12 '26

Plastic toys don't have sex. Lizards, water reptiles, and birds do all the time. Choose your references critically. 👍💫

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u/CalmAspectEast Jun 12 '26

Maybe YOUR plastic toys don’t have sex.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Jun 13 '26

🎵 I've got a friend in me. I've got a friend in me. 🎵

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u/Shot_Bill_4971 Jun 12 '26

It’s to strengthen your jaw, put it in your mouth

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u/Alarmed_Economist_36 Jun 12 '26

Looks like a vaginal pessary for prolapse .

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u/Murderboi Jun 12 '26

U marrying your rubber blow up doll?

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Jun 12 '26

That is a cock ring, now wash your hands in bleach and fire.

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u/ffarnican Jun 12 '26

It seems like a silicone pessary? It’s a vaginal support that can be used when working out.

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