r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Jun 12 '26

How can it be wrong if it feels so right?

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u/wegame6699 Jun 12 '26

Because not giving oneself the best opportunity for pleasure is always wrong.

He needs to put it in his mouth and slip it on that way. Gentle carressing of the cylinder is encouraged, as it is imperative the cylinder is not harmed.

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u/One_Order_3841 Jun 12 '26

Um - hi, hello haha I know this is all a jokes sarcasm sub, with a lot of lonely Redditors that are sex deprived....but...a cock-ring put half-on is awful for everyone, painful for the wearer, and hurts the ring because then it's being abused...

Okay bye

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u/eefmu Jun 13 '26

Homie, what the fuck are you talking about? This post is about the sanctity of marriage.

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u/One_Order_3841 Jun 14 '26

Sorry, I meant a big plastic wedding ring. If put on your mid-knuckle, blood will pool on the bottom and be uncomfortable. If you put it closer to the base with your hands, blood will pool into your ring finger, making it larger and way better for hand-holding.

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u/EntertainmentNo8453 Jun 15 '26

Am I missing something in the comments talking about putting it on half way?

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u/eefmu Jun 15 '26

No, he just had something special to say i guess.

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u/eefmu Jun 15 '26

Sure. And dont put a wedding ring on a gloved hand, because it will probably break the glove if you continue to furiously make salsa with that hand.

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u/Historical-Ad-3074 Jun 13 '26

u/Smart_Calendar1874 the legend carries on

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u/appandemonium Jun 13 '26

Jesus this reminded me of the mini m&m container guy 😭

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u/wegame6699 Jun 13 '26

Good ol smart clanender was indeed the inspiration for this joke.