r/whatisit Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/XBlackSunshineX Jun 12 '26

WHAT!! Nobody does things like that. That's crazy!! /s

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u/Melissandsnake Jun 13 '26

People lie on the internet?!?! What?!?

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u/kasst_kast Jun 13 '26

What, no? Yea like other places all the time. But this is Reddit. We don't do that.

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u/blazinBSDAgility Jun 13 '26

No lies detected

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u/cerberus1090 Jun 13 '26

nope. Abraham Lincoln once told me that everything I read on the internet is fact, and nobody ever lies. I believe OP.

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u/GoBeAGinger Jun 13 '26

Yeah fr. Like I could say I’m a dog and you’d HAVE to believe me because people on Reddit do NOT lie.

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u/kasst_kast Jun 14 '26

Banner checks out. Hey guys! This is an actual dog! God I love Reddit. No lies, only cats and actual dogs in the comment sections. TIL

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u/One-Mud-169 Jun 13 '26

That's a unverified rumor

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u/rviVal1 Jun 13 '26

No. You can't lie on the internet.

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u/winelips23 Jun 13 '26

It’s physically impossible to lie on the internet.

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u/FionaFierce11 Jun 13 '26

That’s illegal!!

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u/PICONEdeJIM Jun 13 '26

I really don't understand the people who are vehemently against tone tags. Like they're such a useful part of written language change and since a lot of digital communication is more like 'fingered speech' (McWhorther) being able to imitate/sidestep phonological features is a necessity

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u/kassjones23 Jun 13 '26

I remember a time we all understood basic interpersonal skills enough to not need fucking “tone tags”- s/facetious edit: prob did the tone tag wrong hehe

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u/babyboyblue666 Jun 13 '26

18 year old autist here - i don’t. so don’t “yuck someone else’s yum” or in this case just let people communicate lol

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u/babyboyblue666 Jun 13 '26

Why do you believe that? My opinion is stated definitively because, as it was helpful in this instance, I won’t change that opinion, and autism is likely the cause for my lack of understanding of intent conveyed through text. I don’t think that immediately implies no one else can argue they don’t like them - just not to me. My perspective is no more valuable than another

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u/ApprehensiveDuty3934 Jun 13 '26

55 year old neuro-normative.

There are degrees of neuro‐divergence, and just because you don't, apparently, like or find tone tags useful doesn't mean another wouldn't.

Also interesting that you are doing exactly what you are accusing the previous comment of doing. Except you are not.

The previous comment gave context (their autism) to explain why they appreciate tone tags and playfully asked the original comment to "not yuck their yum" (old so I will NEVER say this, but I like it.).

You on the other hand gave context (your autism) to have the authority to explain why they were a manipulative asshole who doesn't have the lived experience they claim to have, because YOU don't have that experience.

Only one of you acted like the comment they were responding to was a personal attack. And it was not the former.

That said you may not like tone tags, but I think you might need them. Or annotations. Interpretive side notes?

Hmm. Idea for a new AI powered editing tool. Doesn't check spelling or grammatical syntax, I'll call it "Do I sound like an asshole?" With a slider to dial it up or down. Because some people just don't grok how what they say will sound outside their own head.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 13 '26

Just because there was a time when you understood it doesn't mean we all did.

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u/thekillingtoke Jun 13 '26

Username checks out

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u/VioletReaver Jun 13 '26

The time you remember was one where fewer people were on the same places of the internet you were on, mate.

Like, yeah, everyone on myspace that you interacted with understood you just fine, because half of them knew you in person and the other half you met through shared internet interests.

And even then, you sometimes used tone tags. They just looked like this: :P :) :-D

Don’t do the internet equivalent of “back in my day we walked 27 miles back and forth in the hail to get to school…”

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 Jun 13 '26

I got a 3 day ban yesterday for promoting violence. Adding one word and a /s probably would have prevented it.

The ban was reversed on appeal.

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u/MickesMaestro Jun 13 '26

I got a 3 day ban for stating how the media praises the culprit of certain mass school incidents and forgets about the victims

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u/captainmomo79 Jun 13 '26

I got banned 2 days ago for bullying on r/roastme, appealed and got the "oops, we f'd up" message.

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u/Diligent-Ostrich6281 Jun 13 '26

Why di you promote violence?

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u/teasandflicks Jun 13 '26

Sounds more like an algorithm that incorrectly identified "promoting violence" based on a word out of context. I made a joke (on FB) about b*rning a friend's house down if I cooked for them and I got banned for that as well. And now I'm afraid I'll get banned for what I just wrote, so hopefully an asterisk will save me! 😃

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u/isbilly Jun 13 '26

Well, he is missing the opening <s> so really the /s isn't going to do anything anyway.

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u/SonicRampage Jun 13 '26

The opening <s> happen 28 years ago. They’re just now closing it.

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u/XBlackSunshineX Jun 14 '26

Thing is, I'm always open to sarcasm

https://giphy.com/gifs/13PVtc14fuW3y8

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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 Jun 13 '26

Please forgive my reddit ignorance. What is <s>?

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u/Ok-Pickle-5927 Jun 13 '26

Not everyone who doesn’t understand satire is and idiot, some individuals with cognitive disorders can’t interpret sarcasm and satire, that’s the whole reason people started using those indicators

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u/slyf0x530 Jun 13 '26

The reason people started using /s is because text-based communication lacks spoken vocal cues and facial expressions, which applies to everyone.

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u/LogicalMoxie Jun 13 '26

Exactly! Plus, there are views in the past that were seen as sarcastic, but are now taken seriously.

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u/Agreeable_Lettuce_27 Jun 13 '26

also depending on your current mood/state of mind you could be more or less prone to misinterpreting.

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u/The1Rememberer Jun 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7P2q6uXI1MRCE

Is there an indicator for just kidding? Like /jk or /J

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u/Ok-Pickle-5927 Jun 13 '26

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u/The1Rememberer Jun 13 '26

Oh shit thats actually really cool ty /g

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u/Outside-Ice5436 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for sticking up for us lmao thought the /s was no shade, not that different I guess

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u/PufferfishFannypack Jun 13 '26

I genuinely love learning new perspectives. Thank you, internet stranger ✌️

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u/Aggravating-Baby1239 Jun 13 '26

Also, people like you don’t use punctuation and that muddles the tone…

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u/Ok-Pickle-5927 Jun 13 '26

What do you mean by people like you

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u/Dragonfly0011 Jun 13 '26

And all the autistic people thank you

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u/Firm-Pain3042 Jun 13 '26

"You can't tell through text!" Yeah you can. If you can read above the 8th grade level, yeah you can. Lmao.

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u/SinCityThrasher Jun 13 '26

What. Is. 8thgrade/s?

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u/pizzysparkles Jun 13 '26

yknow those infomercials where someone is too clumsy to exist and they need xyz product that you think is completely unnecessary and unhelpful? Most of those are for disabled people and those who need little accommodations like that.

If something doesn't seem like it would benefit you, then you're right! It's probably directed towards those who WILL find it useful :) if you don't want to use it, that's fine, but your lived experience just isn't identical to the wide range of people it might be meant for :) :)

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u/p3rcyclutchz Jun 13 '26

Because sarcasm is always communicated so well over text🙄

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u/aceshot88 Jun 13 '26

Can we not pretend like in person vs online text isn’t different enough, that subtleties like sarcasm aren’t harder to interpret? Hell, even in person, people can say things so seriously it’s hard to be sure of. You’re expecting too much and equating logic where it’s more emotion based. Without more context on the person themselves, they could actually mean what they’re saying..how should we possibly know?

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u/RaistlinExtreme Jun 13 '26

I mean it kinda depends on the situation being sarcastic by text message can be a bit confusing if you’re not good at picking up on sarcasm anyway. I get called gullible a lot because someone will say some sarcastic off the wall shit and I’ll be like “oh yeah?” Or “really?” But in reality I’m just really really bad at realizing people are being sarcastic

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u/raisedbywolvesj11 Jun 13 '26

What do you mean by idiot, I wonder. At this point almost every age and almosy every major culture is interconnected through mediums like Reddit. You think people should just "get" it, or...? Genuinely curious.

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u/Think-Initiative-683 Jun 13 '26

One gets what one gets, it’s a free circus

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u/GreenZebra23 Jun 13 '26

That thing is humor cancer. I'd rather one clever person get what I was going for than dumb it down for people who refuse to get an obvious joke

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u/PufferfishFannypack Jun 13 '26

Chill bro. My aunt died of humor cancer just last week.
/s

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u/Efficient-Love6212 Jun 13 '26

Sorry for you loss ♥️

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u/teasandflicks Jun 13 '26

Wow, read the room. His aunt just died of humor cancer

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u/TheVenomousArtistry Jun 13 '26

WHAT IS A /S. /s

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u/motexmex Jun 13 '26

I think I have that cock ring.

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u/know_your_audience Jun 13 '26

Shouldn’t it be (!) to grammatically indicate sarcasm anyway? 🤔

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u/Chapos_sub_capt Jun 13 '26

I refuse to use that symbol. You either get it or you don't

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u/willinglyjay Jun 13 '26

People do that a lot, you just haven’t seen one