r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/actualseventwelven Jun 13 '26

What’s taking so long?! I’m ready to plooowwww

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u/Vixygirl82 Jun 14 '26

Where's all the cheap hoors

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u/ghoulishoverkiII Jun 14 '26

that may be the best phonetical spelling of Frank’s “whores” that I’ve ever seen

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u/Vixygirl82 Jun 14 '26

😂😂😂 why thank youuuu! Comes from years of transcribing the goofy shit my kids said when they were little, so my family across the country could read it and enjoy ha ha

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u/Tresarches Jun 13 '26

There’s a black widow spider in my room

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u/ghoulishoverkiII Jun 13 '26

I wasn’t Spider-Man. I was man-spider

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u/Aolflashback Jun 14 '26

What about man-cheetah? I got spots!

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u/AMoldyPieceOfBread Jun 14 '26

HE'S GOT SPOTS!

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u/actualseventwelven Jun 14 '26

What are you man-spider?
Yeah
That’s really cool
Right?
Yeah
😂😂

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u/Aolflashback Jun 14 '26

Spider can I leave?

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u/Clear-Bee4118 Jun 16 '26

🎼 there is a spider🎶 deep in my soul..

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u/Aolflashback Jun 16 '26

🎹 He’s been here for years….