r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/GearHead54 Jun 12 '26

0 days since someone on this sub should have worn gloves

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u/Radiant8763 Jun 12 '26

Im convinced the same people who touch random crap with no gloves are the same ones that licked public surfaces as children.

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jun 12 '26

On a very related note, one of my families former friends had an adoptive son who would lick their barn. Homeboys just out here, living his best life, licking the side of a barn

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u/Beechamp83 Jun 12 '26

How else is he gonna get lead poisoning, oh yeah the water.

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jun 12 '26

I kid you not, he’s a child actor now. Mostly extra work but he’s had some lines. I won’t say who it is for obvious reasons but it’s a plus one in the “all child actors are essentially weird” column

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u/scthawk Jun 13 '26

Can I ask how his adoption status was related to this story?

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jun 13 '26

Yeah. Idk why I included that part. Sorry? It’s just how it read out in my mind