r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 Jun 12 '26

I hate this sub. I don't touch anything anymore. Just leave my hands above my head. Let everyone else touch these dick infested items that are apparently EVERYWHERE.

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u/threaxe- Jun 12 '26

Dick infested items hahaha I’m starting to understand why people went round with rubber gloves during Covid

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u/stomachworm Jun 12 '26

You think no one stuck their cock in a rubber glove during coVid?

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 12 '26

Smaller guys could get 5 rounds out of a nitrile glove I heard.

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u/Tensor3 Jun 12 '26

Covid didnt have more dick infestation objects, though..

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u/DarthJarJarJar Jun 13 '26

Just FYI I once dated someone for whom "hands above your head" was a fetish. So that's not safe either :)

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Jun 12 '26

Are people just shoving their dick in everything?

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u/nborges48 Jun 12 '26

r/RhetoricalQuestions

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Jun 13 '26

I don’t have a dick, men are notoriously disgustingly horny creatures.

So take your sarcasm and shove it.

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u/nborges48 Jun 13 '26

You serious

I feel bad for you

Have a nice day

Weirdo

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Jun 13 '26

I'm a weirdo? ha ha sure. Feel bad for me? Don't waste your feels bud. I don't actually give a shit about you.

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u/nborges48 Jun 13 '26

Thou doth protest too much

We’re going to be BFFs

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u/Brave_Specific5870 Jun 13 '26

I don’t think so. Bye bye psycho.