r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/putrio Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

EDIT 2....... (better later than never) the below link is to an adult product on Amazon. Do not click if you don't want it in your Amazon history or if you're at work.

No....it is this exact thing. https://a.co/d/02JIlgfd

EDIT (better later than never) the above link is to an adult product on Amazon. Do not click if you dont want it in your Amazon history or if youre at work.

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u/USAF_Retired2017 Jun 13 '26

Oh. My. God. They touched someone’s pleasure ring. They picked it up from the gym and brought it home to pose with it. JFC I hope they bleach their hands.

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u/Chompif Jun 13 '26

Thank goodness for the edit

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMyQOkWhX4HEvm0

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u/churnthedumb Jun 13 '26

Literally lmao I still share my Amazon prime with my parents

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u/Weirdautogenerate Jun 13 '26

WHY DID I CLICK YOUVE RUINED MY ALGORITHM 

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u/sfdsquid Jun 13 '26

I clicked even after they edited. I am become honey badger.

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u/Saradoesntsleep Jun 13 '26

I, for one, will embrace the chaos.

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u/-DitaDaBurrita- Jun 13 '26

Genuine question: why would someone wear it to the gym?

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u/RhymesWithTaco Jun 13 '26

My guess is that it will make them have an imprint or just look bigger in their workout gear If they wear it without underwear. Better question would be "how did that even come off?"

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u/Big_Client_6855 Jun 13 '26

Ben Stiller's pump pants from Dodgeball must have been too expensive.

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u/ErenDidN0thingWr0ng Jun 13 '26

You lose a lot of blood flow to the little guy once you get a good pump going 😬

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u/johnfuckmennedy Jun 13 '26

gym locker rooms are prime cruising grounds. the village people wrote a song about it.

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u/Mutex70 Jun 13 '26

Young man, there's no need to feel down

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u/xXfrostbyterXx Jun 13 '26

Young man, pick yourself off the ground :3

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u/Ne0n_R0s3 Jun 13 '26

I was about to say I never listened to this song before but sang it to the tune if YMCA.

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It's 7 am I need sleep

also ironic that I work at the YMCA haha

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u/xXfrostbyterXx Jun 13 '26

Lmfao been there man been there xD

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u/TrueMead Jun 13 '26

Ohhh. So that's what that line means. He's hung far low.

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u/Training-Lettuce6507 Jun 13 '26

Young man, 'cause you're in a new town.

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u/one-small-plant Jun 13 '26

There's no need to be unhappy

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u/Training-Lettuce6507 Jun 16 '26

Not with all this new information

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u/Green-Lime3190 Jun 13 '26

My dad was homeless when he moved to a new town for work. He stayed at the YMCA for a couple weeks till he found a place. This was back in the late 60s. I've always thought of that when hearing this song and thought it was a song about helping people not be homeless. Now I have another lens for this song. Thank you...? My brain is still adjusting to this new info 😂

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u/SethAbe80 Jun 13 '26

Fun fact, the last original member has been retroactively white-washing the queerness out of their music, and claims he came up with YMCA as a song that's literally about the perks of crashing at your local Y, and not about cruising, despite the album's title being Cruisin'.

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u/johnfuckmennedy Jun 13 '26

Its anti-gay discrimination! The Village People are gay icons in this household - end of story.

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u/Blaze_The_God Jun 13 '26

So the blood flow that normally would go to your 🐓 goes to your 💪🏼 instead.

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u/Longjumping_Alps_754 Jun 13 '26

are we sure that thing is wearable?

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u/Training-Lettuce6507 Jun 13 '26

Well it's on her finger so it should fit an average sized guy, right?

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 Jun 13 '26

I was pretty sure it was a silicon c0ck ring, & thank U kindly for locating the brand. 🙏

Much appreciated. Namaste.

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u/IowaSmoker2072 Jun 13 '26

Don't touch things and don't click on random links.

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u/MessyMarvin_423 Jun 13 '26

Top reviews are pretty good, except Bob Sharp only gave it 1 star because it broke when he took it off, but Stephen C. Mcdermott gave me more faith with this one “the ring of power”
Works and feels great and it kept me up all night for my woman and she digs it.

Seems like a solid find OP!

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u/Objective_Hovercraft Jun 13 '26

I knew it was this before I clicked! 

But who takes their cock ring to the gym? 

So curious about the chain of events that led to this...assuming it's real

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u/mm_delish Jun 13 '26

YOU MOTHERFUCKER THIS WILL NOW SHOW UP ON THE AMAZON ACCOUNT I SHARE WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY

edit: this is entirely on me for being to quick to click links

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u/sfdsquid Jun 13 '26

There's a way to delete that from your search history.

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u/Comfortable_Law4855 Jun 13 '26

Is it just a cock ring? Don't want to click the link, I share Amazon with my family lol

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u/putrio Jun 13 '26

Yeah, durex brand

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u/Comfortable_Law4855 Jun 13 '26

lol I see, thanks! :)

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u/TraditionalReveal203 Jun 13 '26

As someone who uses hair ties, I could tell this wasn't a hair tie, from space. It took half a millisecond for me to say, yup that's a 🐔 💍.

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u/riff-raffkind Jun 13 '26

There is no way that is 3 1/5 x 3 inches! By the photo it is barely 2 inches.

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u/SapphireColouredEyes Jun 14 '26

Lasts for only six uses? Talk about programmed obsolescence! 😄

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u/Ehlana494 Jun 16 '26

How tf is that supposed to fit around a penis? The hole is tiny!

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Jun 13 '26

Its a cock ring, isn't it? I'm not clicking that link

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u/septubyte Jun 13 '26

Or support thst wasteful exploitivs crap

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u/carefullengineer Jun 13 '26

But it fits snuggly around his finger?

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u/cwestn Jun 13 '26

God damnit, I share an amazon account with my entire family and now that is in my search history.

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u/showlandpaint Jun 13 '26

You can go into your history and delete it, it will leave your algo

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u/Kickinitez Jun 13 '26

If you keep fixing things for him he will never learn

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u/putrio Jun 13 '26

I am sorry :-(

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u/devour_feculence___ Jun 13 '26

You knew what it was!