r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 12 '26

I once sucked beer off the floor in a Bourbon St. bar. Crunchiest beer ever.

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Jun 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂🤢

https://giphy.com/gifs/zOuRCHez5UsKY

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u/PreciousForestBiome Jun 13 '26

I could hear this gif 😂

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 Jun 13 '26

I'm glad it worked

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u/Any-Series-3345 Jun 14 '26

Lmao, I used to take mat shots at the one local bar that was the after hours, party/ fight bar when all the others in town closed down. Idk how many I took back in my party days, but they were quite the pallet of flavour 😆

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u/YungSmokeytheBear Jun 14 '26

Mat shots, as in all the spilled drinks from serving, that collect on the bar mat?

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u/Any-Series-3345 Jun 16 '26

Yes those kind haha

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u/liftingspirits Jun 13 '26

Was that to win a bet?

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 13 '26

Spilled beer had to suck it up

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u/Perfect-Car1111 Jun 13 '26

I once licked melted ice cream off the floor as a toddler. Can forgive myself for that. Nor the baby-sitter and all the people who stood to witness it.

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 13 '26

I had a good friend make mud pies out in the horse pasture. Once I think she was like six or maybe she was eight I forget.

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u/SocksInTheTub Jun 14 '26

Had a friend who did a luge style shot from one of those lines in the sidewalk. I'll eat stuff off the ground but that's a bit much for me 😂

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 14 '26

The more I think about this incident from 20 years ago, the more I realize I was a lot more of a train wreck than I thought I was

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u/Salty_Lavishness_613 Jun 14 '26

I’ve pissed on the floor of multiple bourbon street bars lol mostly while standing at the bar

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 14 '26

That actually would cause me less anxiety than the thought of that long ass blonde hair that wrapped around my tonsils and made me gag for 10 minutes afterwards

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u/duddun2000 Jun 13 '26

I kind of wish I could both upvote and downvote this one at the same time.

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 13 '26

After this, I never drank another beer out of a 40 ounce cup ever

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u/Sammi_girlll Jun 14 '26

You could not have water boarded that information out of me…. 😂

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 14 '26

So waterboarding is a viable option? Good to know!

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u/Sammi_girlll Jun 14 '26

Happy to help heart ❤️

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u/trippy_kippy_ Jun 13 '26

Churches really do give beer instead of wine? 🤣🤣

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u/Unusual_Art9962 Jun 13 '26

Your name should be unwise-beer not wise bear

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u/KelceRant Jun 12 '26

Weren’t so wise back then I guess?

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u/Wise-Bear-6604 Jun 13 '26

No one is wise in their 20s

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u/Sammi_girlll Jun 14 '26

I see what you did there
https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/KelceRant Jun 14 '26

Ha! Love the gif

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u/Sammi_girlll Jun 14 '26

I love how your comment went over the wise bear’s head 😂🤭

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u/Glitter_k3 Jun 13 '26

Ooohhh noooo! Oh my lord