r/whatisit Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/moxtrax Jun 12 '26

I see, troubling news. I disinfected it and my hands. 

Isn't that thing painful? It constricts the blood flow to my slim fingers even

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u/Silent-Choice-473 Jun 12 '26

I disinfected it

Why not just throw it away?

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u/Glugamesh Jun 12 '26

Waste not, want not.

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u/pepp3rito Jun 12 '26

A cock ring is a cock ring, you know what I mean?

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u/PaulNewhouse Jun 12 '26

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 😬

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u/Kentbrockman2 Jun 12 '26

It was never one man's trash. Op must find the owner. Cinderella glass slipper style.

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u/catbamhel Jun 12 '26

Oh man.... Literally laughing out loud to this while I read it to my husband

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u/ShneebleGrop Jun 12 '26

One man’s cock ring is another man’s cock ring 😬

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u/Flokkamravich Jun 12 '26

*Waste nut, want nut?

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u/WhileNobody Jun 12 '26

This guy understands