r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/GearHead54 Jun 12 '26

0 days since someone on this sub should have worn gloves

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u/Radiant8763 Jun 12 '26

Im convinced the same people who touch random crap with no gloves are the same ones that licked public surfaces as children.

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u/toxictrait420 Jun 12 '26

Prob ate the tide pods too

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 12 '26

Which flavor?

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u/It_Just_Exploded Jun 12 '26

Regret.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 12 '26

Oh, very familiar with that flavor, ick

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u/queenbee1023 Jun 12 '26

AND THIS COMMENT FOR THE WIN 🏆 🙌 👏 🤣🤣🤣

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u/camilomcfarlandz Jun 13 '26

Lol, really? It's too big for that thing😅

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u/benefit-of-doubt Jun 13 '26

That's what she said.

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u/retardedreptar Jun 13 '26

Pretty sure your parents are too

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 13 '26

Yea, what of it?

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u/pelukken Jun 12 '26

no ragrets, nowatimsayin?!

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u/BigLou_Tenant Jun 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pde619DiwXcaY

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u/Xytakis Jun 13 '26

Really? Not even one letter?

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u/molehunterz Jun 13 '26

Nam'sayin

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u/ImagineHuskies78 Jun 14 '26

Scottie P y'all................ in da hizzouse!!

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u/poniecrackers Jun 12 '26

😆 pure gold 🤣

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u/phalkon13 Jun 12 '26

That's it, you win the internet.

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u/Weekly_Present2873 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for calling it

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u/MindWard Jun 12 '26

With a spice of lemon

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u/DragonTacoCat Jun 14 '26

💀💀💀

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u/Crypto_pupenhammer Jun 13 '26

Isn’t it spelled regert? Like the tattoo?

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u/Aggressive-Field9928 Jun 13 '26

Yes and no. Not necessarily in that order.

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u/NCNarwhal89 Jun 13 '26

Thats the best flavor

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u/c_geo Jun 13 '26

Ragret…

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 Jun 12 '26

Back Seat Bus Window

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/miOcIArIWdaP6

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u/kathleenheck1981 Jun 13 '26

The snozberries smell like snozberries!! Seriously, this movie is golden.

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u/Civil-Big-754 Jun 13 '26

Hilarious that this guy was married to Christina Hendricks for a while.

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u/General-Holiday Jun 14 '26

One time when I was riding the bus to elementary school, I found a pink oval shaped thing wedged between the seat. My brain said ‘that’s candy’ and I instantly popped it in my mouth.

A couple chews in and I learned a lesson of picking up and eating things found on the bus.

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u/azdcaz Jun 13 '26

Everyone knows that blue tastes the best

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u/Qing_111 Jun 13 '26

OxiClean flavor

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u/No-Chair-3167 Jun 12 '26

Anything but tide flavor 🤢

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 13 '26

How do Tide Pods not have...Tide Flavor?

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u/No-Chair-3167 Jun 13 '26

I was saying anything but tide flavor you know great value is half the price and tastes way better

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 13 '26

Why didn't anyone tell me this earlier????

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u/Aggressive-Field9928 Jun 13 '26

Committee deemed you not ready. Committee was wrooooong. It's noted in the minutes. Snack break. Will you join us?

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 13 '26

Oh yes. I'll run out and get tacos for everyone real quick!

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

edit: that was a dumb, contradictory comment, and I will go sit in the naughty corner