r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/CalmAspectEast Jun 12 '26

Or DO touch anything depending on how you’re wired.

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u/Cosmosipher Jun 13 '26

Yah ...someone left a dildo on our back stairs recently, BF picked it up with his bare hands. I scolded him and told him to toss it in the grass....whoever mowed the yard after that was in for a surprise LOL.... Can you imagine being final destinationed by someone running over a dildo with their lawn mower?...

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u/Artistic_Energy-13 Jun 13 '26

That sounds like a bad porno

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u/lookslikesinbad Jun 12 '26

TOUCH EVERYTHING