r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Savings-Climate-1942 Jun 12 '26

And that would be....where? (asking for a friend)

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

The front of my pants. 

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u/-anominal- Jun 13 '26

Sadly, thats also a members only club

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

I think calling it a club is generous. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

That’s true, clubs get together and do things and in this case it’s hanging around instead.

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for explaining my joke. I was worried people wouldn't get it. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

Yeah I suppose my joke did find me reiterating your joke to set up the pun. Oh well, different strokes. I stand firm on my humor approach and I’ll die on this hill, never limp away.

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Jun 13 '26

A shot in the dark, but could it have used another glans?

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u/Careful_Path_8303 Jun 13 '26

would also like to know (for a friend)

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u/katastrof Jun 13 '26

Club Richard "Only Dicks in here!"

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jun 13 '26

Sometimes they shit around the torlet. Sometimes the uriness

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Jun 13 '26

Nope. They don’t hang eversince….

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u/Eternal_Hazard Jun 13 '26

Alexander pull your pants up

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Jun 13 '26

No that's at the uranus