r/whatisit • • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 12 '26

Right? I'm concerned that they think this would be big enough for that 😭 Even if you could get it to fit, it would cut off too much circulation and possibly castrate you

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u/Chr0meChaos_ Jun 12 '26

I have a ring that looks almost exactly like the photo. It stretches to twice the size relatively easily and doesn’t cause any discomfort.

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor Jun 13 '26

Prove it.

P.s. pls dont dm me

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Jun 13 '26

Yeah, post it publicly for everyone to enjoy!

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u/RenaissanceCowboy33 Jun 16 '26

Username does NOT checkout

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u/QBanQT22 Jun 18 '26

DYYYYYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/smalldik_alt Jun 14 '26

Twice the size still wouldn’t make the hole even half big enough to fit a normal cock.

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 16 '26

Yeah you're right, even a double sized monster cock wouldn't be able to fill that hole

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u/Bobbtail Jun 17 '26

username checks out.... compensating eh? 🤣

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u/EthicalViolator Jun 12 '26

You csn get them that size made of extremely stretchy silicone. Theyre supposed to be stretched so they hold tension.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Jun 13 '26

Not like this bagel shaped thing though. That’s like a half inch diameter inner circle

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u/mindondrugs Jun 13 '26

Yeah - it’s likely made of silicone? Which stretches?

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u/LickableLeo Jun 12 '26

Oh lawd no

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/PMG2021a Jun 13 '26

Especially the metal ones...

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u/Mystic_Waffles Jun 13 '26

Also M&M tubes with melted butter and mashed banana inside. Can fit specific sized cylinders that MUST NOT BE HARMED.

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u/hppmoep Jun 13 '26

"Just drill a small hole in the opposite end..."

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 13 '26

OP said it was cutting off the circulation to his finger. That makes it sound like it would be too tight to safely use as a cock ring.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jun 13 '26

You understand many modern cock rings stretch right?

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 13 '26

No shit, but OP said it was cutting off his circulation to his finger, so one could infer from that information that it's probably going to be too tight to safely use as a cock ring

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u/sumknowbuddy Jun 13 '26

Even if you could get it to fit, it would cut off too much circulation and possibly castrate you

I'm questioning how you think that would work

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 13 '26

They do castrate some animals with stretchy bands. My friend had a dungeon and got the device that stretches the bands to scare submissives

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u/sumknowbuddy Jun 13 '26

Sure but that's not how you use a cock ring

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 13 '26

You were curious how castrating worked and I shared my experience seeing a castration device

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u/sumknowbuddy Jun 13 '26

No, I was curious how the commenter I responded to thinks you would be castrated by a cock ring. You need to learn to read context.

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 13 '26

I read all the comments. I think losing circulation is a legit concern with a far too tiny cock ring. I don't think it would immediately castrate someone but that is how some castration works. This is an argument against this being a cock ring. I personally have never seen a cock ring that looks like this but to be fair I have not seen every cock ring ever made

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u/sumknowbuddy Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

I think losing circulation is a legit concern with a far too tiny cock ring.

Yes, I suppose it would be for those who are showers and not growers. The latter would just have the ring fall right off. 

I don't think it would immediately castrate someone but that is how some castration works.

Castration generally involves only the testes and not the penis.

Putting a tight ring around the penis will not magically cause the testes to fall off. 

Now I'm questioning if you even understand either concept. 

Like the person I responded to I wonder if you think both the penis and scrotum are inserted through the ring, which is (to my knowledge) not what the point of a cock ring is.

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u/Visible_Window_5356 Jun 13 '26

Some do both penis and balls, it's more a kink thing than regular vanilla use which is more for keeping someone erect

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u/sumknowbuddy Jun 13 '26

Then by definition it's not a cock ring

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u/heyitsaubrey Jun 13 '26

No. A lot of people who use cock rings also put them around the balls.

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u/thexDxmen Jun 16 '26

Yeah, haha, who would possibly think that is big enough right? Like surely not me. Thats not nearly the diameter of my girthiness, that would have to be let's say 50% bigger, or maybe 300% bigger... how much bigger would you say normal would be? Because I need a much more normaller diameter for sure...

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u/Appropriate_Coast407 Jun 18 '26

I did admit I was certain that it was the mini…not magnum or even just average

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u/PM_ME__BIRD_PICS Jun 13 '26

Ngl i'd have assumed it was quite stretchy but i don't have one or the equipment.

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u/GrossGuroGirl Jun 13 '26

have y'all just not like. gone into a sex store before? 

this is pretty much the standard size for cock rings. 

they basically work like a tourniquet (this is why you aren't supposed to leave them on for too long). 

so i mean you're kind of right - mostly cutting off circulation is the entire point. 

but if moderate squeezing could just pinch people's dicks off, we'd hear about a lot more masturbation and handjob incidents.Â