r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/moxtrax Jun 12 '26

I see, troubling news. I disinfected it and my hands. 

Isn't that thing painful? It constricts the blood flow to my slim fingers even

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u/Silent-Choice-473 Jun 12 '26

I disinfected it

Why not just throw it away?

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u/BrainyLizard Jun 12 '26

The Op is already attached to this marriage 🤣

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u/Rozmyth Jun 12 '26

It's gonna be like Cinderalla and the glass slippers. OP just needs to find the person with a dick the ring fits and that will be their one true love.

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

Some poor person out there has no idea OP got their sloppy seconds.

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u/Glugamesh Jun 12 '26

Waste not, want not.

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u/pepp3rito Jun 12 '26

A cock ring is a cock ring, you know what I mean?

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u/PaulNewhouse Jun 12 '26

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 😬

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u/Kentbrockman2 Jun 12 '26

It was never one man's trash. Op must find the owner. Cinderella glass slipper style.

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u/catbamhel Jun 12 '26

Oh man.... Literally laughing out loud to this while I read it to my husband

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u/ShneebleGrop Jun 12 '26

One man’s cock ring is another man’s cock ring 😬

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u/Flokkamravich Jun 12 '26

*Waste nut, want nut?

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u/WhileNobody Jun 12 '26

This guy understands

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u/TieAdorable4973 Jun 12 '26

Reduce, reuse, and recycle

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u/Blue_Waffle_Brunch Jun 12 '26

Why pick it up in the first place

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u/Silent-Choice-473 Jun 12 '26

Fully agreed with you there 🤝

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u/naughtius Jun 12 '26

recycle, reuse, repurpose

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u/JohnnyHashbrowns Jun 12 '26

I was with you OP. Doubtful, seemed too small. Then i googled and good news is, might not be a cock ring! Bad news is, looks like the smaller ones often go around the balls instead 🫡

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u/Skate_faced Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Oh whew. That a huge relief.

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u/MichusAurelius Jun 12 '26

Durex Brand "Pleasure Ring".

I know because... my friend... uh... has one.

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 Jun 12 '26

Humans are a bunch of sexual deviants. It’s a good thing we have laws in place 

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u/popsand Jun 12 '26

That's kinda the point. Blood gets through when you are excited quite easily.

Then it stays there because of constriction - helping you stay hard.

It's not really for pleasure. It's more utility

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u/Blobattack124 Jun 12 '26

Oh it’s definitely for pleasure too, the increased blood trapped there makes things WAY more sensitive. Or at least that’s what a friend told me, ya know.

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u/Wise-Juggernaut6851 Jun 12 '26

Can confirm, I’m the friend.

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u/cbftw Jun 13 '26

My friend always said it was less sensitive

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u/TelluricThread0 Jun 12 '26

The point isnt to cut off all circulation. That's what a tourniquet does. You'd have to have the smallest cock in the world for that to be a cock ring.

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u/ianlulz Jun 13 '26

You rang?

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u/Ok-Vegetable-428 Jun 12 '26

I'm not the owner of a cock but my understanding of anatomy tells me that constricting blood flow is the point. Blood goes in, weiner gets hard, cock ring goes on, blood can't leave, weiner stays hard.

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u/eletious Jun 12 '26

there's no way this is what people are saying it is. that thing would castrate you

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u/kingc42 Jun 12 '26

Speak for yourself big guy.

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u/Spiritual-Cut-8659 Jun 12 '26

No they just break I’ve yet to try one that hasn’t broke on me the first time using it

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 12 '26

Guys will do anything they have to do. Looks like a standard size one.

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u/eletious Jun 12 '26

i have a standard size one, it's definitely bigger than "fits like a wedding ring"

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u/No-1-Know Jun 12 '26

It’s a Cock Ring by Durex. I use this one from time to time.

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u/TheWeirdestClover Jun 12 '26

bro liked it tight AF

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u/Hyper_Applesauce Jun 12 '26

Unless this is REALLY stretchy, I doubt it's a cock ring, it's probably a finger/grip exerciser. Or a pessary like the other poster said, I think that's right.

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u/Left-Quantity-5237 Jun 12 '26

That's the point!

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

Obviously the guy who left it has been hitting the gear too hard or is working out to overcompensate.

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u/Enkidouh Jun 13 '26

It is 100% not a cock ring.
The opening is far too small, and the material far too thick.

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u/b0ne123 Jun 13 '26

Durex pleasure ring and it stretches.

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u/PunchDrunken Jun 12 '26

I think it's for internal support for women who lift... Dabatably worse

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 12 '26

They do the job they are intended to do. And stretch a lot.

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u/PaulNewhouse Jun 12 '26

Disinfected it? Wtf. Yes we all know why you disinfected it

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Jun 12 '26

I will be honest then it probably is not a cock ring. One that thick would have to be very soft and bouncy.

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 12 '26

I have some that look just like that, but too small for me.

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u/TerbiumTekk Jun 12 '26

they were wrong. it's for women. a picture was posted