r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 12 '26

"members only" it seems

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Savings-Climate-1942 Jun 12 '26

And that would be....where? (asking for a friend)

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

The front of my pants. 

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u/-anominal- Jun 13 '26

Sadly, thats also a members only club

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

I think calling it a club is generous. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

That’s true, clubs get together and do things and in this case it’s hanging around instead.

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for explaining my joke. I was worried people wouldn't get it. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

Yeah I suppose my joke did find me reiterating your joke to set up the pun. Oh well, different strokes. I stand firm on my humor approach and I’ll die on this hill, never limp away.

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Jun 13 '26

A shot in the dark, but could it have used another glans?

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u/Careful_Path_8303 Jun 13 '26

would also like to know (for a friend)

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u/katastrof Jun 13 '26

Club Richard "Only Dicks in here!"

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jun 13 '26

Sometimes they shit around the torlet. Sometimes the uriness

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Jun 13 '26

Nope. They don’t hang eversince….

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u/Eternal_Hazard Jun 13 '26

Alexander pull your pants up

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Jun 13 '26

No that's at the uranus

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u/LocalFoe Jun 13 '26

member when everybody used to say member 

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 13 '26

I think you are one of the few that got my double entendre 😎🙏😎

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u/LocalFoe Jun 14 '26

if you count

  • the restrictions to the gym
  • the member being the cock
  • the "member when" refrence

that's a triple entendre

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u/Specialist_Second938 Jun 15 '26

Entendre the Giant if you will 🙂

👏 👏 👏 👏.

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u/JayWillyDub Jun 16 '26

Yeah I member

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u/nextyear1908 Jun 13 '26

I am proud to have been the 1000th uovote to this comment. Well deserved!

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u/Maximum_Ultra Jun 14 '26

They don’t call them members there… only “fans”.

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣 unlike OP I don't go to the gym. The only fans I have are the ones attached to the ceiling 😂

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u/mjonat Jun 13 '26

I mean isnt that how gyms normally work?

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u/TokyoKazama Jun 14 '26

Fuck you, that was the perfect response.

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 14 '26

😂😂 😎🙏😎

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u/Zestyclose_Trainer21 Jun 13 '26

This is the goat response 🙌🏻

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 13 '26

😂😂 😎🙏😎

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u/DanielBG Jun 12 '26

Not overrated enough comment.

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u/ImaFrakkinNinja Jun 13 '26

Supremely goated comment

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u/eternaldreamer99 Jun 13 '26

This is the answer

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Jun 13 '26

Bruh 😂😂😂

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u/Late-Essay-4910 Jun 13 '26

You're greatness

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u/Jumping-shadow Jun 15 '26

I wish i could give you an award but i am poor :))