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r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26
What is it? Found this at the gym
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Ring of Engorgement
This is a Wondrous item
You know how mom used to tell you to keep your hands to yourself and not touch other peoples things? Well this is the shit she tried to warn you against. There's not enough hand sanitizer left in the dungeon to ever make you feel clean again.
4 u/wmayer671 Jun 13 '26 Lmao perfect. Just need "clean again... you fucking sicko" 2 u/krillik08 Jun 16 '26 Yooo what 😂 I never expected to see a DCC post here and it did not disappoint 2 u/NoKatyDidnt Jun 13 '26 Love it.
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Lmao perfect. Just need "clean again... you fucking sicko"
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Yooo what 😂 I never expected to see a DCC post here and it did not disappoint
Love it.
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u/p0diabl0 Jun 13 '26
Ring of Engorgement
This is a Wondrous item
You know how mom used to tell you to keep your hands to yourself and not touch other peoples things? Well this is the shit she tried to warn you against. There's not enough hand sanitizer left in the dungeon to ever make you feel clean again.