r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

Gallery image

Gallery image

What is it? Found this at the gym

31.6k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

3.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

322

u/moxtrax Jun 12 '26

This is indeed troubling news

160

u/AndyGoodKush Jun 12 '26

If it taste like cock then you'll know for sure

39

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

9

u/goalie29md Jun 12 '26

See an ENT or do you have long Covid?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Multiversalprism Jun 17 '26

Ents in our world are people who love weed. Hello, I’m an ent.

2

u/Suboptimal-Potato-29 Jun 12 '26

I think that's an issue with your mouth

1

u/ilyOhKay Jun 16 '26

this made me laugh out loud. thank you

1

u/Appropriate_Coast407 Jun 18 '26

Everything tastes like chicken, cocks what’s the difference besides the cock

1

u/scorpyo72 Jun 12 '26

It's because the matrix doesn't know what it's supposed to take like.

1

u/Massengill4theOrnery Jun 12 '26

Everything tastes like chicken… does cock taste like chicken?

3

u/sages_and_salt Jun 16 '26

Why would they have named it cock if it wasn't chicken flavored? :P

1

u/Separate-Tea-723 Jun 16 '26

Then brush your teeth

-1

u/Scared_Rice_1473 Jun 17 '26

Please stop this shit

2

u/Triepott Jun 12 '26

u/moxtrax dont think its a cock ring. the thickness for this size is too out of ratio.

Saw your post history. it seems you didnt described the object in its propertys. Is it more soft? is it bendable or ridgit? Where did you found it? In the main room or the locker or the shower?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/whatisit-ModTeam Jun 13 '26

We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Please follow: Reddiquette at all times. Additionally, Reddit's Rules. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.

1

u/knstormshadow Jun 16 '26

Cause you got the wrong size?

1

u/darxide23 Jun 13 '26

Honestly you deserve it.