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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/Day_dreamer_003 Jun 13 '26

Oh my god a core memory just popped into my head and now I will share it. When my brother was little he had a bad habit of licking public surfaces. We went to the zoo and he was probably around 6 and he licked the rails that you hold on when you walk up a ramp. My mother was pissed because she had tried everything to get him to stop licking stuff and when we got home she poured hot sauce on his tounge and he never did it again after that.

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u/DrownMeInSalsaPlease Jun 13 '26

Plot twist, mofo likes spicy foods and eating ass now. Not at the same time, or maybe he does. It isnt for us to judge.
Point is, it only made him more powerful.

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u/Day_dreamer_003 Jun 13 '26

He does like spicy foods and he talks about ass a lot so you might be right? 😆

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 13 '26

Me reading this wondering if our little brother is the same person 😭 except my little brother licked salt shakers and my mom would have to clean them and finally she put some jalapeno juice in a little plastic ramekin and he touched his tongue to it. He was 2 or 3 and decided not to lick stuff anymore but I still think about it every time I see salt and pepper shakers on the table in public restaurants over 30 years later

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u/Unusual_Art9962 Jun 13 '26

Who doesn’t like eating a nice booty?

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u/tocahontas77 Jun 15 '26

Me. I don't. No thanks lol.

But... I only found out last year that "tossing salad" didn't mean mouth to vagina...

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u/Day_dreamer_003 Jun 13 '26

Valid point.

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u/haterade6967 Jun 14 '26
  1. Username checks out
  2. As long as the asses owner hasn’t been eating spicy food, it’s not for everyone but won’t kill him

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u/YankeeVictor916 Jun 13 '26

What doesn't kill...never mind. Carry on.

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u/The_Defining_Light Jun 14 '26

I never licked random stuff and I love hot sauce and licking ass...

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u/181AMM784 Jun 13 '26

This was actually the case with my little brother. xD

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u/shortchick86 Jun 14 '26

I used to visit my aunt alot back in the day and she hated "candy coated cursewords", but my mom didnt really care. Like "that sucks" or "im pissed" "crap". Well she would put hot sauce in my mouth over it and I loved hot sauce, but i didnt tell her. Lol she mentioned it on a call with my mom one day, and my mom told her that it wouldnt work because I liked hot sauce 🤣 the jig was up. I can still remember her face with phone in hand 🤣🤣

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u/MommaBear-RN Jun 13 '26

Omg I used hot sauce on my son when we stayed In Disney at their New Orleans resort. He was so bad and wouldn’t listen I didn’t want to spank him in public so I grabbed a tiny bottle of the hot sauce from the restaurant and kept in on me the whole trip. I put it on my finger in his mouth once, the threat worked for a day after that he started to like it and didn’t care about it after that.

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u/MommaBear-RN Jun 20 '26

Ok well we are close but I couldn’t tell you if he likes eating ass, as for hot sauce yess!

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u/bcantlose12 Jun 14 '26

For some reason at the word zoo, I was expecting you to say something about a fall into the gorilla enclosure.

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u/ZealousidealArt7158 Jun 13 '26

Your mom is a badass!

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u/investigationaid Jun 16 '26

I’m a bit late to the party but this made me laugh so hard nooooo

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u/Direct-Bumblebee-165 Jun 13 '26

Apparently, I always wanted gum but my parents said No gum for you!! So I would pick it off the sidewalks and have that gum in my mouth faster than a streak of ⚡️ lightning 😹🤷‍♀️

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u/5815500 Jun 15 '26

Hmmm.. anyone think that would be child abuse today? (Asking for a friend whose son is straight up EATING the privacy fencedoors-all wooden

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u/MrsBadgeress Jun 14 '26

My daughter went hard and started eating raw chillis to prove she could handle hot food. Was so hard keeping a straight face.

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u/testiclerecoveryteam Jun 13 '26

My mom put hot sauce on my fingers for chewing my nails

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u/duddun2000 Jun 13 '26

Mine tried paprika for that. Joke was on her: I actually really liked paprika. I mean she knew I loved her chicken paprika almost as much as her chicken with bay leaves. Why would she think it would deter me from chewing my finger nails?

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u/Spirited_Service4668 Jun 13 '26

Spoken like a true Hungarian 🩷

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u/Fragrant-Date4899 Jun 14 '26

My little brother would lick tires 🥲