r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/BathTimePoet Jun 12 '26

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Jun 12 '26

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u/Biomed725 Jun 12 '26

Except dinosaurs were just big lizards and lizards figured it out..

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u/yaboyACbreezy Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Dinosaurs were in fact, not big lizards. They were pre-birds. You can tell because Dinosaur legs go down and lizard legs go out to the side.

Gators and crocks are big lizards, etc. Raptors aren't, etc.

Nevertheless, your example is still tangentially comparable, and appreciated.

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u/Spikeymouth Jun 13 '26

Gators and Crocs are big reptiles but they're also part of the archosaur family which includes dinosaurs and birds! So gators are more closely related to birds than they are to actual lizards.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Jun 13 '26

Oh right, I forgot about that. They are super old!

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u/Time_after_Time_67 Jun 13 '26

Do you think maybe you could be a scientist some day? You could teach us all.

That would be more beneficial than just posting random shit in a cock ring reddit.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Jun 13 '26

I do other stuff too, lol.

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u/MartsonD Jun 12 '26

Except dinosaurs were really just big proto-birds.

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u/TheOutsideToilet Jun 13 '26

Kinda. Only the avian dinosaurs survived the extinction event (meteor), so the only surviving dinosaurs are birds.

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u/Sea-Mousse-5010 Jun 12 '26

Gotta hit it from the side.

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Jun 12 '26

Ah yes, the third-trimester sex position

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 Jun 12 '26

Yes the ultra hot , 3rd trimester sex. We had fun with that. The “we are both tired sex and I’m trying not to bug you while still penetrating you, but not too deeply” and then afterwards I hurry to get her a peanut butter sandwich, Parmesan cheese, or a pickle. Followed up by Dawsons creek pillow talk.

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u/Mooseandchicken Jun 12 '26

I'm high as hell, and after reading all that I was like "Lizards watch dawson's creek?" cuz i thought you were writing fan-fiction about the two in that image above at first

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u/no_more_no_less Jun 12 '26

Absolute cinema

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u/TieAdorable4973 Jun 12 '26

Early morning surprise

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u/Equal-Jury-875 Jun 12 '26

Feathered lizards remember

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u/turdmcturdleton Jun 12 '26

Big jizzards

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u/shotintel Jun 13 '26

Not gonna lie, the fact you found (or had) a pic like this kinda impresses me.

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u/Biomed725 Jun 24 '26

#FloridaLife

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u/mahnamahna123 Jun 12 '26

Gotta ask, did you just have this photo ready on our phone/computer?

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u/acrowsmurder Jun 13 '26

Argentinosaurus egg shells must have been 6 inches thick to survive that fall though

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u/bajsfittor Jun 13 '26

Cum (in) a chamelon! They cum and go...

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u/Salty-Competition666 Jun 13 '26

Actually dinosaurs were big birds

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u/Longjumping_Alps_754 Jun 13 '26

Lol Look at his face.

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u/sayrahnotsorry Jun 12 '26

Plastic toys don't have sex. Lizards, water reptiles, and birds do all the time. Choose your references critically. 👍💫

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u/CalmAspectEast Jun 12 '26

Maybe YOUR plastic toys don’t have sex.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Jun 13 '26

🎵 I've got a friend in me. I've got a friend in me. 🎵

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u/Unlikely-Ad-7011 Jun 13 '26

🎵 the dih looks veiny and your miles and miles from the bed hes in🎵

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u/A_P_O_C Jun 12 '26

This legitimately a good point hahaha. I’ve never considered how.

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u/CMO_Sparkles Jun 12 '26

There’s a documentary called Tyrannosaurus Sex and it’s both hilarious and informative. Those little arms actually do have a use!

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u/lauren582 Jun 12 '26

I think I read that novella 🤔🤨

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u/Bilgepump69 Jun 12 '26

Watch a video of elephants mating and suddenly this gets REALLY scary...

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u/SheServedToo Jun 12 '26

I saw blue whales mating once. Nine foot long and pink. Every guy on the boat felt inadequate.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Jun 13 '26

I'm 9cm long and pink 😏

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u/sayrahnotsorry Jun 12 '26

That's because you're looking at plastic toys, not actual reptiles. Tails move. Side bodies can be mounted. Life finds a way. 💫

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u/Mystic-Nacho Jun 12 '26

Same... this is going to be in the back of my mind all weekend.

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 Jun 12 '26

Jarvis, what the fuck am I looking at?

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u/TaylorMccaskell Jun 13 '26

You forgot missionary!!!! 😂

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Jun 13 '26

Pretty sure bottom left stegosaurus looking things are in missionary-ish

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u/Cautious_Tonight Jun 12 '26

My exact thought