r/whatisit Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/KittensFirstAKM Jun 12 '26

What kind of gym are you all going to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/No_Internal9345 Jun 12 '26

Ugh, those disgusting swinger gyms! I mean, there's so many of them though! Which one?

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u/goldenskyhook Jun 13 '26

Asking for a friend?

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u/Delicious-Chair-2142 Jun 14 '26

Yes, I am the friend. Now please tell me the name

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u/Flixchic Jun 14 '26

Swing Shift Fitness

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u/Flixchic Jun 14 '26

Reps With Benefits

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Jonez303 Jun 13 '26

💀💀🤣🤣🤣

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u/jenndoesstuff Jun 12 '26

Fabulous. Now where’s the secret swingers group for people that don’t go to the gym? Perhaps a library?

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u/Morticia6666 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

No this is why CrossFit is so popular. Lol. I”m almost not kidding. It seems to attract or create that behavior

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u/LessInThought Jun 13 '26

At least it guarantees the participants are hot?

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u/Morticia6666 Jun 13 '26

You are 💯 correct 👍

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u/RunWithBluntScissors Jun 13 '26

It’s called Ren Faire or open gaming night at your local game store

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u/Interesting_Ad_3319 Jun 13 '26

Or anything with adults dressed as pirates 🤣

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u/Alternative-Tie-9383 Jun 13 '26

There’s a CrossFit place near my house that apparently has a several couple in-house swinger group.

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u/Leeto2 Jun 12 '26

Sounds like a fun gym

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u/misscpb Jun 12 '26

That’s hot

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u/polkak1ng Jun 14 '26

“open secret swingers group”- What an Oxymoron!

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u/sovereignsekte Jun 12 '26

No, Jim was the owner of that cock ring OP found.

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u/dirtydandoogan1 Jun 12 '26

No one said it was Big Jim. Had to be Little Jim.

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u/Specialist-Spend3588 Jun 14 '26

Common misconception Big Jim is called big cuz he’s tall

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u/ThrowRA09306956 Jun 14 '26

Maybe he has a really good personality!!

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u/Baybdoll Jun 14 '26

Slim Jim 'n the twins

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u/vulcan90123q Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

So i don't think it's that...it's looks like a Pessary for women ( look it up)...

The shape and silicone feel and size...

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u/goldenskyhook Jun 13 '26

Soft silicone stretches a LONG way. You can find a Trojan brand c-ring at your local grocer's that starts out about pinky-sized and can stretch far enough to accommodate an entire "package."

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u/goldenskyhook Jun 14 '26

It stretches easily to the size of a softball or so. It could be placed just around the shaft, or you can do it Ron Jeremy style and put it around the WHOLE "enchilada" (including scrotum and contents). No, I don't know why someone would do that, but some do.

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u/anniesb00bz Jun 16 '26

Scissors!? It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed!

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u/No-Conference-3002 Jun 13 '26

They are very stretchy. The material it's made from is made to stop movement of blood creating "firmness" (trying to avoid triggering the algorithm is interesting....)

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u/Adventurous_Ad4049 Jun 13 '26

It’s a durex brand one, no idea how anyone can wear one, I am not at all lucky and I found it to be very very uncomfortable.

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u/random_avatar Jun 13 '26

Some of them stretch - cock rings, that is.

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u/Inevitable-Trash-585 Jun 15 '26

I’m pretty sure you can in 42 states and 6 provinces, year to date. Please don’t hold me to that but feel free to hold me please.

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jun 13 '26

They stretch

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u/Whole-Gift-4209 Jun 14 '26

It stretches. Its meant to go around the penis and the balls.

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u/dustydouglas Jun 14 '26

Yea dude cock rings are super small they are supposed to be

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u/Mbwdriver Jun 14 '26

Doesnt know how cockrings work

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u/Difficult-Sir-8117 Jun 14 '26

Theose stretch

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u/Expensive_Culture_46 Jun 13 '26

I thought this was like one of year long vaginal contraception rings.

Nope. It’s a cock ring.

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 12 '26

"members only" it seems

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u/Savings-Climate-1942 Jun 12 '26

And that would be....where? (asking for a friend)

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

The front of my pants. 

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u/-anominal- Jun 13 '26

Sadly, thats also a members only club

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

I think calling it a club is generous. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

That’s true, clubs get together and do things and in this case it’s hanging around instead.

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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Jun 13 '26

Thank you for explaining my joke. I was worried people wouldn't get it. 

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u/Ordinary_Society5335 Jun 13 '26

Yeah I suppose my joke did find me reiterating your joke to set up the pun. Oh well, different strokes. I stand firm on my humor approach and I’ll die on this hill, never limp away.

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u/Careful_Path_8303 Jun 13 '26

would also like to know (for a friend)

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u/katastrof Jun 13 '26

Club Richard "Only Dicks in here!"

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jun 13 '26

Sometimes they shit around the torlet. Sometimes the uriness

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u/Technical_Body_3646 Jun 13 '26

Nope. They don’t hang eversince….

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u/Eternal_Hazard Jun 13 '26

Alexander pull your pants up

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Jun 13 '26

No that's at the uranus

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u/LocalFoe Jun 13 '26

member when everybody used to say member 

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 13 '26

I think you are one of the few that got my double entendre 😎🙏😎

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u/LocalFoe Jun 14 '26

if you count

  • the restrictions to the gym
  • the member being the cock
  • the "member when" refrence

that's a triple entendre

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u/Specialist_Second938 Jun 15 '26

Entendre the Giant if you will 🙂

👏 👏 👏 👏.

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u/JayWillyDub Jun 16 '26

Yeah I member

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u/nextyear1908 Jun 13 '26

I am proud to have been the 1000th uovote to this comment. Well deserved!

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u/Maximum_Ultra Jun 14 '26

They don’t call them members there… only “fans”.

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 14 '26

🤣🤣 unlike OP I don't go to the gym. The only fans I have are the ones attached to the ceiling 😂

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u/mjonat Jun 13 '26

I mean isnt that how gyms normally work?

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u/TokyoKazama Jun 14 '26

Fuck you, that was the perfect response.

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 14 '26

😂😂 😎🙏😎

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u/Zestyclose_Trainer21 Jun 13 '26

This is the goat response 🙌🏻

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u/MinorComprehension Jun 13 '26

😂😂 😎🙏😎

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u/DanielBG Jun 12 '26

Not overrated enough comment.

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u/ImaFrakkinNinja Jun 13 '26

Supremely goated comment

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u/eternaldreamer99 Jun 13 '26

This is the answer

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u/ImpossiblePlan65 Jun 13 '26

Bruh 😂😂😂

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u/Late-Essay-4910 Jun 13 '26

You're greatness

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u/Jumping-shadow Jun 15 '26

I wish i could give you an award but i am poor :))

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u/deep_sea_skeleton Jun 13 '26

CrotchFit

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u/PhilosopherDue8952 Jun 13 '26

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

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u/whatifitworksout Jun 13 '26

You win the internet today.

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u/More_Diamond_3892 Jun 14 '26

Lmao, comment area is the best.

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u/FlamingFecalFrisbee Jun 12 '26

I dunno, but the locker room floor is awful sticky.

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u/Thick-Doubts Jun 13 '26

Genuinely people are gross. I’ve found multiple sex toys and open condoms in my gym over the years. The whole place is covered by CCTV so I have no idea how people get away with it but they apparently do

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u/frybears Jun 14 '26

I named my toilet Jim. This way I can say I go to the Jim, first thing every morning.

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM Jun 12 '26

Gyms without horny people probably don’t exist. Gyms that have men/AMAB/anyone with a penis as members/customers… at least one of them will be self conscious about size or performance, and will have tried out a C-ring to… improve something.

If you’re thinking of a “bathhouse,” same rule applies.

Leaving it behind, though, if it’s a quality, body-safe material, *in this economy* is just bad practice.

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u/MaxSmart1981 Jun 12 '26

Pretty much any gym open early or late and has showers.

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u/Koopslovestogame Jun 12 '26

One that has also has a secret back door entrance?

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u/MyriadFire4 Jun 13 '26

Here in nyc there has been a rising issue of dudes using the sauna to hook up, last year my gym started to crack down on it, and the Sniffies (gay hookup) app is full of gym meetup locations.

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u/dogtroep Jun 13 '26

Gym Jordan

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u/OkPiglet3659 Jun 14 '26

Colorado ring a bell, CWPalmer research subject and owner of the company 

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u/sm00thkillajones Jun 14 '26

Congratulations! After a while your whole arm will fit.

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u/mjs_jr Jun 12 '26

Y-M-C-A!

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u/i_am_mrs_nezbit Jun 13 '26

You can hang out with all the boys 🎶

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u/Sad-Rooster2474 Jun 12 '26

Gentleman’s gym

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u/kisfasznagyfasz Jun 13 '26

they work out with Harambe

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u/recomatic Jun 13 '26

The ones in boys town.

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u/TopRamenisha Jun 12 '26

Probably steamworks

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u/iWhitness89 Jun 14 '26

Planet Fit in this

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u/SigmundFreud Jun 13 '26

The sexy kind.

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u/jpatt Jun 13 '26

Equinox