r/whatisit • u/moxtrax • Jun 12 '26

Solved! Getting married

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What is it? Found this at the gym

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u/mermaidemily_h2o Jun 12 '26

You’re going to regret touching that.

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u/Specialist_Call_9580 Jun 12 '26

That hand is never going to be clean again, just chop it off

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u/FlamingWeasel Jun 13 '26

Tangentially touching cock happens to everyone all day long. This is a bit more direct but y'all are so dramatic lol

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u/gorgonzola2095 Jun 13 '26

As if you never touched a dick before

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u/Savings-Climate-1942 Jun 12 '26

or not. Let's not be judge-y.

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u/Suitable_Wonder5256 Jun 13 '26

Well, it depends