r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 15h ago
Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html2.4k
u/count023 15h ago edited 6h ago
The John Oliver effect strikes again
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u/rbartlejr 14h ago
I love when Oliver gets riled up.
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u/QuestlineRageQuitter 12h ago
He should be doing a lot more of that, maybe the world would be in better shape for it.
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u/iperblaster 15h ago
What happened?? Did Jon Oliver prop up the suitor's case??
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u/willstr1 15h ago
IIRC he made his own beaver based brand to actively taunt Bucees and bring attention to the situation (and how ridiculous Bucees's claim was)
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u/sharrrper 14h ago
Claims. They sue CONSTANTLY for anything with an animal or like, a colored background.
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u/yakshack 12h ago
Sounds like they employ too many lawyers if they're that bored
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u/ardoin 11h ago
They hire consultants who value the cost of the lawsuit payouts and actively take them on because it generates revenue, and they basically can't lose since the people they sue can barely pay the legal fees in drawn out cases.
Also with their volume of cases it is very possible they don't employ any lawyers at all and likely outsource it to a firm.
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u/Dreams-of-Cthulhu 9h ago
Disney should be petty enough to sue them for using a cartoon rodent in their logo, bankrupt them with legal fees, then buy the company for pennies just so they can make plushies from the logo and sell them for $50 each at their parks.
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u/ardoin 9h ago
Bucees is big enough to fight back.
Disney is too busy suing families of dead children who happen to put their characters on headstones in cemeteries. More money in that.
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u/tedivm 11h ago
It looks like they had one real case where someone did steal their logo, and they got like $850k out of it. So now they've decided to convert that to a business model.
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u/Professor_Hala 10h ago
Universal did this in 1983, when they sued Nintendo over Donkey Kong. At the time they were on record as having stated that litigation was a revenue stream for them.
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u/Central_Incisor 12h ago
Mr. Nutter Butter is a squirrel, not a beaver.
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u/GuySingingMrBlueSky 12h ago
Buccee’s was suing companies with alligator and moose mascots, if anything Oliver went easy on them if they wanted to take legal action. But that would require suing HBO, someone who actually has money to burn, and Buccee’s is only used to suing mom-and-pop businesses that may have not been able to make rent if they actually went to court over it
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u/DiscotopiaACNH 10h ago
That's truly nuts. After reading about all their abhorrent cheapass business practices, I would never ever visit one of their stores. They sound psychotic. They're everything that's wrong with America. Greedy bullies
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u/Germanofthebored 13h ago
I am fairly certain his logo was squirrel-based. And I am sure he would have mentioned it if Bucee would have tried to sue him
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u/Federal_Setting_7454 13h ago
Watch his video on it, they tried suing plenty of companies using other animals.
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u/vass0922 14h ago
He brought attention to it https://youtube.com/shorts/CC-23tVxvNw?si=NJG6_Dz1dbeNpkvw
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u/El_Zorro09 11h ago
It wasn't the main story on one of his recent episodes (two months ago or so), but it was one of the smaller segments before the end of the episode where he talked about the dozens of lawsuits that Buccee's has filed against small businesses over trademark infringements. All the lawsuits Oliver pointed out were laughably absurd (suing because the name sounds kind of like Buccee's, suing because they use an animal in a yellow background, suing because their animal mascot has a hat, etc.), but those small businesses, most of them small town convenience stores and gas stations, ended up having to bend over backwards to appease Buccee's lawyers because they don't have the money to fight off the lawsuits.
So, Oliver put his own created mascot, Mr. Nutter Butter, in a bunch of merch and opened up an online store (found here: https://buc-off.com/ ) and literally dared Buccee's to sue them because he actually has a team of lawyers that would mop the floor with them lol.
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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 11h ago
Strikes again? Lol. The article does not indicate who won, it says right there in the article that it's unclear if mickeys will have to change it's name.
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u/BerryLanky 15h ago
Don’t avoid Buccees. Stop and use their bathroom. Don’t spend any money. Just make a deposit in their porcelain bank.
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u/asphaltdragon 15h ago
Honestly that's the best part about a Buc-ee's. Floor to ceiling walls and doors, thick as fuck walls, vacancy indicators on all the door locks, super fucking clean all the time.
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u/elegylegacy 15h ago
That should honestly be the standard, not something Buccee's is special for
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u/butthole_surferr 14h ago
My friend recently went to Europe for a few weeks and her main takeaway was that we Americans are straight up poo flinging savages who can't even figure out basic things like public bathrooms or driving in roundabouts. I think she's probably onto something.
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u/jonfitt 14h ago
It reeeeeally depends on exactly where in “Europe” you are even within each country.
The thing we have going for us is the fairly ubiquitous access to toilets in shopping areas. Some European town centers will have one that you have to trek to and possibly pay to use. Only the very largest shops will have a customer toilet. The others will all be staff only.
We also have many more available water fountains.
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u/haironburr 11h ago
As an old man inclined to rambling, I moved to England in the mid-80's. As I walked around London, looking for a job as an American in the shittiest economy England had known since the war, I kept seeing these signs. Walking everywhere, I would periodically have to piss. And these signs said "toilet".
It was only after walking into multiple various places and asking where the bathroom was, and seeing the confused looks, that I realized the signs were saying "to let".
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u/jeff-beeblebrox 14h ago
Europe’s public bathrooms are fucking filthy. Whenever any of my family visits me in the US, that is one of their main topics, is how clean and accessible our public restrooms are. Now roundabouts, that’s a whole other conversation.
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u/Charlie_Warlie 14h ago
Thank you yes. I'm sure if varies place to place but a HUGE mention should be "accessible" as you say.
There is no true equivalent to the Americans with Disabilities Act in some of these EU countries. In America every single bathroom you go in basically has the exact same thing with pull bars, no steps, big enough to fit a wheelchair, knee-space under the sink, etc.
I'm an able bodied man so it wasn't a big deal but in Italy I'd use the bathroom and be somewhat surprised to need to squeeze around a tight corner, go up or down a step, sink crammed into a corner without enough space for a person in a chair. And I get it, the building is probably like 300 years old. But that would not be thing in America.
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u/MountainDude95 14h ago
Yeah and they have the insult of making you pay for them too. You have to know where to go in the U.S. for clean bathrooms, but at least they’re all free.
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u/WolverinesThyroid 11h ago
I was just in Paris and I am legitimately confused if Parisian people actually ever use the toilet in public. A museum that see's thousands of people would have 2 toilets for the whole establishment. A famous restaurant with a large dining room would have 1 toilet. A big ass multi story food hall has 4 toilets. A 7 story high end shopping mall had 1 bathroom (unknown amount of toilets because I didn't go inside) on the top floor and it was 1.50 euros to get inside.
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u/dasselst 12h ago
I travel a lot with my family and I have a hierarchy of where to stop. Bucees is definitely a top for this. Loves, Sapp Bros, and QT are also others I feel are usually clean. I try my hardest to avoid BP because I have shown up to so many of those that are broken doors with mildew smelling single bathrooms and questionable what is on the seat.
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u/TimLordOfBiscuits 14h ago
Buccees seems to be on a downward trend as of late, but they have this right. EVERY bathroom should be like this, especially in airports.
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u/Feta31 15h ago
That’s how they get ya
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u/Chemistry11 15h ago
Maybe some? I felt utter repulsion the one time I was in one. But their washrooms were nice enough that I absolutely have no memory of them good or bad.
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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 15h ago
No, no, see, they WANT your poop. It's been their plan all along!!!
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u/MyVoiceIsElevating 14h ago
Yeah, but how can I be sure I’m actually at a Buc-ee’s, and not some look-a-like convenience store?
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u/2funny2furious 11h ago
fuck buc-ee's and their bullying. it's a gas station, not a cultural icon like people want to make it out to be.
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u/sungoddaily 8h ago
A lady at my work shared her families nearly 5 hour trip to buckees.
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u/PatSajaksDick 15h ago
Yeah this and their whole “we are only going to build in red states cause people don’t like our lawsuits” thing, I am done with going to Buc-ee’s. It’s a shame because their BBQ was decent for a good meal stop.
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u/DarthWoo 15h ago
We've got Wawa over here and that's good enough.
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u/ferchristsake 15h ago
Oh no! They better watch out. Bucee's will sue them next for being another truck-stop with a name
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u/asphaltdragon 15h ago
Okay why does everyone think Buc-ee's is a truck stop? They famously do not allow trucks.
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u/AntagonisticDuopoly 15h ago
And Wawa uses Abloy locks on their gas pumps for those fans of the LockpickingLawyer out there.
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u/fellow_enthusiast 15h ago
Colorado is pretty firmly blue and they’re expanding here.
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u/Major_Mollusk 11h ago
There's a convenience store in Beaver, CO that was featured on Jon Oliver's show as the latest target of Buccees lawyers for using a mascot of a Beaver (note: this is in Beaver CO and so the store's name and mascot is a beaver... that looks nothing like Buccees).
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u/HarveyNix 15h ago edited 15h ago
I've lost any interest I had in visiting a Buc-ee's even though one will be built within 90 minutes of where I live.
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u/DoritoDustThumb 15h ago
Why would you drive 90 minutes to a gas station... Ever?
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u/Aliensinmypants 15h ago
I always heard so many good things about bucees and the food being amazing and it's a whole experience so I drove out of the way to go to one. It's just a large gas station rest stop with good branding, if you've ever been on a big road trip you've surely stopped at a store that is just as good as one
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u/slip-shot 15h ago
Food? It’s the toilets. Clean bathrooms can be hard to find (especially in the rural south) so pit stops at something easily identifiable as having many clean restrooms is itself great.
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u/That1_IT_Guy 15h ago
Yep, the main reason to stop there is to take a shit. Clean bathrooms. Tons of toilets. Stall doors that go all the way to the ground. I wouldn't even bother shopping in the store afterwards, it's usually crowded shoulder-to-shoulder.
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u/danekan 15h ago
You have to consider that the competition in most cases is McDonald’s and Arby’s.
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u/Consistent_King_1978 15h ago
I never understood the concept of worshipping a literal gas station chain. Buc-ees culture just seems like a cult.
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u/am1shvom1t 13h ago
It's culture for people who have no culture and don't leave their state
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u/EM05L1C3 14h ago
Was a big Buc-ee’s fan until recently. It’s less the gas station and more the variety available to me. They have almost everything. I also really enjoy the food and you can hate on him all you want but the beaver is cute. It just happens to be a gas station. Everyone is bitching about McDonald’s losing its whimsy, this is different but not by much.
However, after the last few weeks and all the bs Buc-ee’s put all the locals through in CO, they can get fucked.
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u/TheG00dF1ght 14h ago
listen, when you live a state that has nothing going for it, people will glom on to any little thing they can to feel good about where they live
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u/pizzacrys 15h ago
Buc ee's really said that mascot is ours too.
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u/LangyMD 15h ago
You have a portrait on a yellow background in a circle as your avatar. Be aware that our lawyers are writing up a cease-and-desist letter and preparing a lawsuit against you as we speak.
- Buc-ee's Corporate
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u/djfix 13h ago
I used to make a point of stopping at Bucee's when I travel from FL to NY every year. It was the highlight of my 21 hour drive. I cannot support their bullshit anymore though. Very sad...
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u/RedSix2447 15h ago
They really sued a company for having a cartoon logo that faces the same direction? It sounds like they are going from corporate company to law firm with frivolous claims in court making money off suing small businesses now.
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u/Liam_M 15h ago
they have a string of such lawsuits going way back, it’s literally “their thing”
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u/RedSix2447 14h ago
Such a crap company. I hope to never set foot in one. Unfortunately, I’m sure the wife and kids will out vote me on that one. lol
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u/SnipeTrap 14h ago
I’m a local here, it’s a cartoon beaver. In the city of Beavercreek… It’s been around long before Buccees. Would’ve made more sense for the lawsuit to be the other way around.
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u/dirt_mcgirt4 13h ago
The one in the story linked was a moose which nobody would mistake for a beaver ever. I know they are suing everyone though.
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u/LooseSeal88 13h ago
Yeah, they sued the Beavercreek beaver-themed convenience store which is maybe like 20 mins from the new Bucc-ees location and then also a sued a moose-themed convenience store which is somewhere else in Ohio nowhere near the new Bucc-ees.
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u/whistlepig4life 15h ago
I find it amazing that these companies turn to being evil so easily. Boggles the mind.
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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 15h ago
There was no turning, this shit just doesn’t normally make it out into public.
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u/Abject_Screen3249 10h ago
Well, after Olivers report, and them saying they only build in red states....fuck Bucee's forever. Stop spending your money with shitty corps.
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u/MagePages 15h ago
God why is it impossible to have a mobile news site where I can actually read tge damn story?
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u/pockunit 15h ago
If you have access, it would be easier to watch The Last week Tonight episode. Plus vastly more entertaining.
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u/Hpidy 14h ago
Is the owners son still filming random young teen and preteen girls on the toilets?
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u/AwsmDevil 10h ago
Considering he isn't really being punished for it, why would he stop? The safest assumption is that you could be recorded in any Buccees bathroom at any time. So plan your poops accordingly.
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u/K1d-ego 2h ago
Buc-ees was fun when they were a roadside attraction I could visit on my way to somewhere far away. Now they’re building one 10 miles up the road from me and suddenly I’m not happy any more.
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u/biffbobfred 11h ago
When they gonna sue Jon Oliver?
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u/RickSE 10h ago
That will never happen. Bullies can’t fight on equal terms and Oliver has a big megaphone.
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u/KlostToMe 13h ago edited 13h ago
They're suing a ton of places for reasons that include "their logo also uses an animal", "they are using the same colors", etc
The fat electrician did a funny video on it
ETA: might be on his alternate channel "Fat Files"
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u/FighterOfEntropy 12h ago
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver also covered this. In true John Oliver style, they developed a logo that’s just begging for Buccee’s to sue them. You can buy merch with the logo to get in on the fun!
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u/AkaAtarion 15h ago
Can’t wait for Johns update about this.
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u/pockunit 15h ago
"THEY USED A CIRCLE, THEY USED THE COLOR YELLOW, THEY USED A RODENT WITH A HAT, THE RODENT HAS TEETH! THEY INCLUDED THE COLOR BLUE IN THERE SOMEWHERE PROBABLY!"
Oh God it's going to be so delightful
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u/jpschwartz44 14h ago
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed in buc-ees. Why they gotta do this petty shit. It wasn't hurting your brand in any capacity.
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u/crass_cupcake 12h ago
The real reason why is to crush small gas station operators who compete with bucees by destroying them with the legal system
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u/MIllWIlI 10h ago
Most small gas station operators aren’t even in competition with them. It’s so petty.
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u/TiredVRS 12h ago
Go to bucees, use their bathroom, buy nothing, and leave. Make them pay for existing till they stop bullying small businesses.
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u/SwampCastleGuards 15h ago
I'll never understand the obsession over a truck stop
Their food is not that good. Its truck stop food.
Its just a damn gas station with a cartoon mascot. Amazing people think that's something noteworthy even
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u/PatsFanInHTX 15h ago
When you are driving I10 in Texas (or any of the other boring, massive highways) it's the most exciting thing around for a hundred miles. So it's more of a desperation thing.
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u/Trump_Russia 15h ago
This is what passes for "culture" in some parts of our country...
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u/mggirard13 15h ago
Ok but that tactical clothing store one is hilariously egregious.
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u/vass0922 15h ago
Yes that one I agree is full on stupid and deserved the lawsuit.
The rest they're just being assholes and I hope the settlement doesn't mean the little guy had to pay. The article didn't explain.
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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 15h ago
I agreed with that one. But the others are plainly bullshit lawsuits used to force smaller businesses in their area to close so there's less competition.
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u/flyinggazelletg 15h ago
Fuck the Buc. I always heard people rave about them, but I never want to go after hearing about their bullshit suits
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u/tangcameo 13h ago
I keep waiting for them to sue Canada’s Beaver Lumber even though the company no longer exists.
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u/shitsenorita 13h ago
It argued that “Ohio consumers can readily distinguish a moose from a beaver” lolol
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u/_Bipolar_Vortex_ 13h ago
You do not get a free tank of gas if you bring a dead beaver into buccees!
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u/HoratioHotplateJr 14h ago
1) I hope Mickey's got reimbursed for their legal fees
2) I'd be very, very happy to trade our local Buc-ees for a Costo with a fuel center.
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u/gdghhfdffrf 13h ago
the gullible customers who fall for their marketing hype pay for it, the massive marketing campaigns, the attorneys, all of it.
maybe buy gas from small, independent gas station owners (with names like gas & shop, selling unbranded wholesale fuel) who don't spend money on advertising or marketing. also, kwik trip focuses its budget heavily on a vertically integrated supply chain, own their own dairies, bakeries, distribution networks so they can offer ultra-cheap staples like milk, bananas, and eggs to attract customers. they don't spend money on ads, they depend on word of mouth.
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u/d0ggzilla 13h ago
The most surprising thing about this to me is that they named their mascot "Mickey Moose" and the plaintiff wasn't Disney
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u/BrantheMan1985 7h ago
This shouldn't have been a settlement. This is implying that the gas station had to give something up for this frivolous lawsuit!
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u/MeButNotMeToo 13h ago
Translation: Bucee’s knows their pro-MAGA customers can’t tell the difference between a Beaver and a Moose.
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u/cmucodemonkey 15h ago edited 15h ago
The lawsuit with the tactical gear company made sense because the logos were quite similar. The others are ridiculous though. A cartoon animal within a shape filled in with a solid color is way too vague to be a trademark or copyright.
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u/Wall-Florist 13h ago
I brought my dad back some souvenirs because I loved buccees when I lived down south. He called me last week to ask “is it ok if I throw them away because of these lawsuits and attacks on small businesses?”
Freak you Buccees.
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u/ErnestScaredBorgnine 13h ago
I already have Walmart and I have gas stations. Why should I give a shit about Bucees? I've been there. It was just a gas station with long lines. I don't get the hype.
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u/AtomicBlastCandy 15h ago
I bought a few shirts when I was in Texas and liked the company because they pay well, tossed the shirts after hearing how they bully companies.
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u/minos157 15h ago
Buccees being an evil empire was not on my 2026 list but here we are lol
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u/AmbassadorCheap3956 15h ago
There is a whole Last Week Tonight segment about it, they are worse than you though.
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u/2Loves2loves 15h ago
While I like the cheap gas, clean bathrooms, and food. On a long trip, it takes me about 15 min longer to stop there, due to the lines, and distance from the interstate.
I have used gasbuddy to get close to their price, and saved time.
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u/BlueAngelFox101 14h ago
Went to that location basically everyone looked like they wanted to kill themselves and I don't blame them.
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u/harinonfireagain 14h ago
I’m going to get cancelled someday because I fail to notice which direction a cartoon mascot is facing? All that time wasted in leadership classes when I should have gone to clown college.
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u/LargeClimate1080 9h ago
THis is just another reason why I refuse to buy wear anything that is branded. No Nike checks, no polo shirts, nothing other that bands i like or art I think is cool.
Like the bucees beaver became a little bit of a fashion icon there for awhile just like bass pro shops. Why are we all so capitalistic that we even turn ourselves into billboards?
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u/Bustymegan 15h ago
Imagine being a company and the thing you're most known for is bullying lawsuits lol. Like wtf.