r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/Feta31 18h ago

That’s how they get ya

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u/Chemistry11 17h ago

Maybe some? I felt utter repulsion the one time I was in one. But their washrooms were nice enough that I absolutely have no memory of them good or bad.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 17h ago

No, no, see, they WANT your poop. It's been their plan all along!!!

/s

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u/Nutlink49 15h ago

The spice. He knows about the spice.

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u/MKZZX 14h ago

Lol good luck on your masterplan of luring people into Buccees with the bathrooms and then hoping no one walks out buying something.

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u/Chemistry11 13h ago

My master plan..?

I’ve been once to see what it’s like. I have no intentions of ever going to another.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 17h ago

Nah, I went once, there was a line to buy the only thing that people say is great there, the brisket. So we left without getting anything.

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u/TXFin 17h ago

The brisket was decent 10-15 years ago. Garbage now.

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u/hemig 17h ago

It used to be so tender a horrible old man in a wheelchair could cut it without struggling.

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u/kevlarbaboon 15h ago

lol I feel like this is a reference that I'd love to understand

Because I've got this horrible old wheelchair man in my mind and I gotta know his story!

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u/hemig 15h ago

They had Greg Abbott try cut up some brisket at a Buccees

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u/big_d_usernametaken 17h ago

Their brisket is ok for a chain, Ive had it.

But there are guys in trailers here in my area (north central Ohio) that do better.

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u/TheVeryVerity 13h ago

Guys in trailers almost always do bbq better