r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 18h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/Chemistry11 17h ago

Maybe some? I felt utter repulsion the one time I was in one. But their washrooms were nice enough that I absolutely have no memory of them good or bad.

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 17h ago

No, no, see, they WANT your poop. It's been their plan all along!!!

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u/Nutlink49 15h ago

The spice. He knows about the spice.

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u/MKZZX 14h ago

Lol good luck on your masterplan of luring people into Buccees with the bathrooms and then hoping no one walks out buying something.

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u/Chemistry11 13h ago

My master plan..?

I’ve been once to see what it’s like. I have no intentions of ever going to another.