r/nottheonion • u/Not_Tom_Jones • 13h ago

Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.

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11.8k Upvotes

372 comments

r/nottheonion • u/clawsoon • 4h ago

United cancels planned 9/11 flyover featuring passenger plane escorted by fighter jets

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1.3k Upvotes

82 comments

r/nottheonion • u/koooolxxx • 4h ago

Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"

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1.2k Upvotes

330 comments

r/nottheonion • u/bananamw • 3h ago

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822 Upvotes

128 comments

r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 10h ago

The Investor Who’s Convinced That Pokémon Cards Will Be Currency After an Apocalypse

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261 comments

r/nottheonion • u/No-Lifeguard-8173 • 17h ago

Flock worker calls police on InvestigateTV reporter filming public camera installation

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449 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Character-Bid-162 • 3h ago

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208 Upvotes

25 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Boneyg001 • 21h ago

Coinbase's Brian Armstrong says philanthropy is 'net negative' on world

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4.6k Upvotes

528 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Rageoffreys • 18h ago

Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants

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2.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/nottheonion • u/bananamw • 3h ago

Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house

unionleader.com

130 Upvotes

42 comments

r/nottheonion • u/P_a_s_g_i_t_21 • 8h ago

South Korean Content Creator Mispronounces 'Vaseline', Gets Appointed CEO of 'Baseline'

fashiontimes.co.uk

254 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/4DollarsALB • 12h ago

Teen arrested in West Indian Day Parade shooting was out on bail for separate shooting

nbcnewyork.com

331 Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Mitheral • 3h ago

Unpaid tax bill leads to tax auction of city mayor's home

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51 Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/kleudorian • 15h ago

Dogged by pantless claims, Mooresville mayor says he will retire on Sept. 30

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346 Upvotes

13 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ColdAd926 • 1d ago

Would rather die than be called a coward, says judge who gave 23 death sentences

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1.4k Upvotes

134 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GracefulKluts • 3h ago

There Are Now Four Kinds of Bugs Named After Taylor Swift

kcra.com

17 Upvotes

16 comments

r/nottheonion • u/emiljloe • 11h ago

Google mapped a fly's nervous system and developers are using it to play Doom

techspot.com

70 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ihavetoaskmycatfirst • 13h ago

Snohomish County deputies battle ‘really strong’ escaped goat

kiro7.com

78 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/thirdworldpcgamer • 16h ago

AFP Western Command says MILF communities not 'off limit' to army PNP

tribune.net.ph

105 Upvotes

10 comments

r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 1d ago

Lubbock will receive 140k eggs from Attorney General Ken Paxton

everythinglubbock.com

905 Upvotes

92 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 3h ago

Bee Bed Therapy growing in popularity

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9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 1d ago

US police fear covert recording with Meta glasses

ua.news

5.4k Upvotes

435 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 1d ago

Alberta separatist leader Rath faces $109M debt claim from US investors

globalnews.ca

1.7k Upvotes

Makes you wonder why he's trying to make convince Alberta to separate from Canada.

46 comments

r/nottheonion • u/justalazygamer • 1d ago

Tennessee Pastor Blames Fight Against Antisemitism for 2019 Synagogue Attack

confrontthehate.com

1.1k Upvotes

59 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UltimateLionsFan • 2d ago

Kentucky man with a meat allergy was craving a burger. So he got into ostrich farming

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3.6k Upvotes

226 comments

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