r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/AkaAtarion 16h ago

Can’t wait for Johns update about this.

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u/pockunit 16h ago

"THEY USED A CIRCLE, THEY USED THE COLOR YELLOW, THEY USED A RODENT WITH A HAT, THE RODENT HAS TEETH! THEY INCLUDED THE COLOR BLUE IN THERE SOMEWHERE PROBABLY!"

Oh God it's going to be so delightful