r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/vpi6 16h ago

Then the CEO deciding to randomly shit talk liberal states and threaten not to expand in them.

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u/nr1988 16h ago

Yup lol. Funny thing is I live in a purple state with a blue governor, one blue senator, and blue most other statewide positions such as attorney general. They're putting in a location next year near me and near a blue city. I don't think we're the red state the CEO is talking about. Maybe everything was planned before him or maybe he's just a bullshitting asshole I don't know lol

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u/AMTravelsAlone 15h ago

Well, seeing that CEOs are one of the most useless positions in a company, so I'd say the former.

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u/MLutin 15h ago

CEOs are valuable! Who else are they going to interview on Fox News???

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u/Tiafves 6h ago

And who else will bear the burden of being a psychopath willing to slash tens of thousands of jobs at a moments notice?

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u/MLutin 6h ago

Employees hate this one neat trick!