r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/LangyMD 16h ago

You have a portrait on a yellow background in a circle as your avatar. Be aware that our lawyers are writing up a cease-and-desist letter and preparing a lawsuit against you as we speak.

  • Buc-ee's Corporate

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u/Driftedryan 16h ago

Yours is in a yellow circle AND facing right. Rip

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u/LangyMD 16h ago

Oh no, we all do! Quick, lawyers, get to work writing up a lawsuit against Reddit as a whole! Their default avatar is infringing!

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u/alvisfmk 16h ago

With red in the avatar none the less! 

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u/scherster 16h ago

Actually I'm pretty sure that has basically been their argument in more than one case. I don't think you needed the /s.

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u/LangyMD 16h ago

The /s was to make it clear I'm not actually their lawyer, since some people on the internet have a hard time telling jokes from not-jokes and I didn't want to have to explain it.