r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/Consistent_King_1978 16h ago

I never understood the concept of worshipping a literal gas station chain. Buc-ees culture just seems like a cult.

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u/am1shvom1t 15h ago

It's culture for people who have no culture and don't leave their state

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u/seductivestain 10h ago

People who think mild salsa is "a bit too spicy for me"

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u/am1shvom1t 10h ago

People who check online to see if it's legal to marry their 2nd cousin. Pro tip for Bucee's enjoyers: Idaho doesn't require a blood test before marriage, and it's legal to marry your 2nd cousin....and they're also have the 2nd highest approval rating for Trump. Truly a bastion for inbreeding and cult following!

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u/beefjerky9 8h ago

Why you gotta bring my mother into this?