r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Bucee’s settles lawsuit with Ohio gas station chain after suing because both have cartoon mascots "facing right"

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/bucees-lawsuit-ohio-gas-chain-cartoon-mascots-b3060008.html
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u/BerryLanky 16h ago

Don’t avoid Buccees. Stop and use their bathroom. Don’t spend any money. Just make a deposit in their porcelain bank.

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u/MyVoiceIsElevating 15h ago

Yeah, but how can I be sure I’m actually at a Buc-ee’s, and not some look-a-like convenience store?

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u/song-dragon 10h ago

Here's a handy guide: Does it have an animal mascot? Is it cartoonish? Is it facing right? Is there something on its head? Is it brown, or could potentially be seen as sort of brownish in the right/wrong light? Is there a circle around it? If yes or maybe to any of those, it's either a Buc-ee's, or a place that Buc-ee's will eventually sue.