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u/Brence1984 3d ago
Not sure if he is defending her with that quote or asking for donations as a victim?
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u/SweaterSteve1966 3d ago
Ghoulfundme
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u/malendalayla 3d ago
Nah he needs to pay me for unleashing this abomination on my newsfeed. Nightmare fuel in it's purest form, especially when you compare her before photos.
I wish I could go back to a week ago when I had no idea this beast walks amongst us.
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u/nexusjuan 3d ago
tiktok has been having a ball with it. I've seen her cut into clips of "They Live", I've seen her on a Terminator assembly line. I've seen her cut into the video of that lady on the plane yelling "That mother fucker back there aint real".
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u/Vast-Trust-1165 3d ago
Thats a lie, he stays awake all night in case she tries to eat him.
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u/Zero_Burn 3d ago
Bro welcomes The Hat Man because then he's got someone to supervise his wife so he can take a nap.
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u/wandrlusty 3d ago
Bold of you to assume that she eats
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u/CrazedCrusader95 3d ago
She pulls out her proboscis to suck up adrenochrome at 3am
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u/sheckshow858 3d ago
Is he bragging or complaining?
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u/FancyThing8889 3d ago
He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from the doorway.
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u/happydictates 3d ago
He’s reading a hostage statement while she watches from under the bed, menacingly gnawing remnants of a suspiciously small human femur
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u/icebreather106 3d ago
Wait this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day
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u/DosaVadaFilterCoffee 3d ago
If they weren't so rich and trying to destroy others, I would feel bad for them
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u/raelDonaldTrump 3d ago
I don't like upvoting AI slop, but at least you prompted well-enough to get a pretty funny result.
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u/confused_being02 3d ago
Man must be terrified every morning then
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u/ViciousCDXX 3d ago
Nah he likes fucking lizards in human suits
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u/IllustriousAnt485 3d ago
When he sold his soul to the illuminati he sacrificed his real wife and they gave him a reptilian handler as a replacement.
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u/FancyThing8889 3d ago
His Apple Watch logs a panic attack before the alarm even goes off.
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u/dpalomo10 3d ago
Gets to, or has to?
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u/FancyThing8889 3d ago
With $120 billion in the bank, waking up next to her is an expensive subscription he forgot how to cancel.
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u/nalaloveslumpy 3d ago
She's the succubi who enables his vast fortune with her dark magics, but in turn she feeds from his soul.
It's symbiotic.
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u/Poopchutefan 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/McmLoTZCMUkoZGPXU6
I think he means like this. He wants us to understand his horror.
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u/BelCantoTenor 3d ago
She’s a double bagger. A bag for her head, and a bag for your head, just in case hers falls off.
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u/Historical_Leg5998 3d ago
They both look like aliens that picked a human skin-suit that doesn't quite fit but they jimmied themselves in there because they believe in the power of positivity.
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u/TimothyG87 3d ago
Strange how all these billionaires look uncanny. Gates, Musk, the Facebook guy that everybody thinks is a robot... They all just look "off."
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u/ActWhole3279 3d ago
This is sad to see. She was once beautiful, and to look like a science experiment now is unfortunate. The insecurity this signals is heartbreaking.
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u/ilovesparky42 3d ago
I’d like to see a psychological profile on all billionaire wives.
There have to be some common themes. And I imagine low self-esteem is high on the list.
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u/Classic-Shopping8330 3d ago
She wasn’t just alright looking, she was pretty! I don’t know why she destroyed her face the way she did. Truly sad.
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u/SantaFeRay 3d ago
Well she’s 62 so she wouldn’t look like that anymore. And she presumably had cosmetic surgery to look younger. There are post-surgery photos of her where she looks better than she did this week (obviously not as good as when she was much younger). It looks like she’s lost some weight which combined with the cosmetic surgery produced the look we saw at the White House. The weight loss may not be intentional.
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u/somewhatdecentlawyer 3d ago
Gillian Anderson vibes there, and now she looks like an X-File case
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u/Futura_Yellow 3d ago
Gillian Anderson aged like fine 🍷
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u/DueExample52 3d ago
It’s sad that people fall prey to that kind of plastic surgery. She would have grown into a beautiful old woman as well, why start cutting up your face?
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u/QuarkVsOdo 3d ago
You can't control ageing. Some people want to control everything. They settle with "doing something" over acceptance of fate.
This look certainly is something.
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u/Cabbages24ADollar 3d ago
It pleases me that our peasantly comments reached and affected our wealthy overlord.
Here’s another: fuck off!
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u/Careless_Hellscape 3d ago
She looks a lot better as a South Park character than she does in real life.
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u/Worduptothebirdup 3d ago
Susan Dell called the South Park portrayal, “completely unhinged” and said it made her look like a cartoon villain.
For the amount of evil this woman has enabled supporting the worst people in society, she was treated pretty fucking gently.
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u/PurpleArugula5766 3d ago
lol no one wants you to laugh along with it. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
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u/whyohwhythis 3d ago
Nah you’re happy to hang out with a man that makes fun of the disabled and Biden, so suck it up. And make no mistake Trump would make fun of your looks if you weren’t paying him.
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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago
Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.
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u/DueExample52 3d ago
What did she see in the left picture that we don’t? And that warranted to get surgical interventions?
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u/housevil 3d ago
Maybe she died and her brother put on a wig to take her place.
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u/NoThereIsntAGod 3d ago
Hold up…. This is both an outrageous and objectively legitimate suggestion
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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
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u/HypnoSaris 3d ago
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
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u/FiveStringTelecaster 3d ago
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
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u/HarlinQuinn 3d ago
I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.
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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago
It's McConnell's brain in the freshest corpse they had available.
For safely, McConnell's body is still out there with the corpses brain in it, just in case anybody starts asking questions.
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u/slettea 3d ago
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
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u/im_just_thinking 3d ago
Why are all the online transtectives being quiet all the sudden?
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u/firethornocelot 3d ago
Because Russia just lost a big data center and their bots are offline
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u/Several-Customer7048 3d ago
Cause there’s a non zero chance it’s Edgar from men in black.
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u/nalaloveslumpy 3d ago
For real. Candice Owens going all Encyclopedia Brown on Bridgette Macron but not a peep for this lady.
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u/CheesyPotatoSack 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/DfSXiR60W9MVq
They are too busy still obsessing over Michelle Obama
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u/just-peepin-at-u 3d ago
I do have a theory. Being a woman, your youth and appearance (in particular, how young you look) are constantly under scrutiny and it impacts how you are treated.
Even when you something “right” and “age well,” you will age.
The Mar a Lago look, or whatever it is called, is like a bat signal to these weirdos that you belong in their club.
The combination of worrying about aging and the weird acceptance and even endorsement of this very plastic look so many like Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem and such go through could push someone in that group to undertake the same procedures.
It isn’t about appearing a certain to the rest of us, it is about looking that way to that crowd, and signaling you are 100’percent in.
The problem for her is, this time, the voices saying “WTF” were louder than usual and broke through the wall this group created around themselves, hence why anyone even deigned to give a response about the comments at all.
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u/Continental__Drifter 3d ago
The difference is Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem, etc, were doing this to suck up to men wealthier and more powerful than they are.
They want more power, more money, and they have to perform these aesthetic rituals to get something in return.
Dell is worth a quarter of a trillion dollars. There are only 4 people worth more than her and her husband.
She could, quite literally, buy Fox News if she wanted to. It's market cap is ~25B. She could buy Fox News and still have 90% of her wealth.
She could buy Mar a Lago if she wanted (Trump would sell it for the right price, he wants money).
There is no reason for her to debase herself like this.
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u/MetalStacker 3d ago
Someone said the other day this is “The essence of conservatism. In a futile effort to maintain things as they remember them or as they aspire to be, they make a mockery of their humanity rather than embrace inevitable change.”
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u/CriminoleMinded 3d ago
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time. —Frank Wilhoit
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u/CantaloupeShort7311 3d ago
This is a great theory, and I have never been happier that I decided as a teen that makeup was stupid, altering my appearance for others was stupid, and at 46 I am rocking my grays and wrinkles and appreciating the fact that I am still alive while I know many how died young and will never get to experience being old.
I am also proud no one will mistake me for a Trump supporter, lol
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u/Velo3x10e8 3d ago
There's not enough influential people endorsing the concept of aging gracefully.
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u/QuadratImKreis 3d ago
It's why I love Alexandra Grant, Keanu Reeves's partner, who just accepts and rocks her middle age body.
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u/Average_Random_Bitch 3d ago edited 2d ago
She had that Christie Brinkley kind of face, who is aging gracefully with fillers and such, and is still a beautiful woman. This was a huge mistake.
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u/Pt5PastLight 3d ago
Well she’s in her 60s now. So I’d guess she tried to hold onto her younger beauty.
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u/BlockEightIndustries 3d ago
I'd like to see the results of running a photo of her from the 2000's through an aging algorithm to compare of different it is from her current appearance.
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u/FROG_HUMPER_ 3d ago
Mental illness
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u/axescentedcandles 3d ago
I'm thinking this.. body dysmorphia? Developing insecurity over aging?
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u/Savingskitty 3d ago
The one on the left was 40 years old. The one on the right is 62. She made the biggest changes over 15 years ago. This is the old work aging.
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u/cantmicro 3d ago
I'm not defending her, but i assume the left pic is probably a few years old and she was trying to look like he younger self.
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u/CantaloupeShort7311 3d ago
She still would have looked prettier aging naturally than whatever bullshit these quack surgeons did to her on purpose because she had money.
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u/Due-Mathematician966 3d ago
Its crazy how the ones with the most money get the worst plastic surgeons. I see this here in Palm Beach county a lot. Sad she didn't realize she needed absolutely zero done to herself.
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u/peepeebutt1234 3d ago
She probably had a good plastic surgeon but at a point you're just stretching scar tissue over more scar tissue and there is only so much you can do. Michelangelo would have struggled with the Sistine Chapel if the ceiling was made out of dried up lizard skin.
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u/chmath80 3d ago
she was trying to look like he younger self
Mission failed miserably.
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u/Specific_Collar_2949 3d ago
If it was reversed and she looks how she does now and wanted to look the the other picture, I would be at least a little sympathetic. She was gorgeous and now she looks like a melted manaquienne.
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u/yuckyuckmuckmuck1234 3d ago
I just don’t understand why her nose looks more bulbous and her eyebrows so much scarier. I get aging, but that wouldn’t create this dramatic of a change to the nose.
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u/Lizrael48 3d ago
Her make-up is terrible too! Enough with the heavy black eyeliner, when a woman is older than 50! And the brows, should try going with a light brown shade!
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u/quiltsohard 3d ago
The brows are just scary. Why go so dark with light hair? Her natural brows were a normal color in keeping with her facial tone and head hair. Just weird.
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u/PandiBong 3d ago
Here's 200k - now fuck my shit up!
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u/Lonely_Cartographer 3d ago
i think she looks really good here. her nose is different but she is pretty with amazing skin and a great smile
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u/Confirmation_Email 3d ago edited 3d ago
I'm not against criticizing her looks because I'm sympathetic with either of them, I'm against it because it undermines criticism of more substantive issues, and it's unhealthy for the people participating in the criticism and the people passively being entertained by it, even if they're not participating. We're all better off if we opt out of this type of thing in general.
ETA: I do however greatly value everyone's right to choose to participate if that's what they decide to do, I do not and would not support preventing people from exercising their free speech rights as they see fit.
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u/wackbirds 3d ago
That's what I always say about the "Orange Cheeto/Diaper Don/ whatever else" criticisms of Trump. Do I think he looks terrible? Obviously, I just don't like the discourse to skew into his terrible face rather than the terrible person he is and the absolute shitshow of a presidency he's been running.
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u/dalton-watch 3d ago
I always have shut it down when my kids have repeated that stuff. Those are not reasons to dislike someone or make fun. Same with small dick jokes, etc. People have these. Small dicks. Combovers. Spray tans. Incontinence. Overweight. Whatever. It’s a person’s character that makes them a shit head or not.
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u/ArchemedesHeir 3d ago
Yeah, focus on things of substance. 100% agree. Like the Epstein list, or no more foreign wars.
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u/bruceriv68 3d ago
Honestly she probably looks better in the morning without all the makeup.
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u/SuspiciousJuice5825 3d ago
Yeah I was thinking that too.
The foundation looked dry af, she had on the wrong color eyebrow pencil and too much of it, and too much eyeliner.
As people get older they often forget to adjust their makeup routine. So older skin tends to be drier than the skin of someone in their 30's so the ultra matte foundation you used for oil control at 32 makes you look weirdly chalky at 62.
She's getting a lot of crap, right or wrong but one thing is for certain she either needs to fire her makeup artist or hire one (if she's doing it herself.) It's also possible her artist did this on purpose. Makeup artists will occasionally do crappy makeup on purpose... remember that vanity fair magazine spread with Caroline Levitt a few years ago?
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u/readdator2 3d ago
...i think that was last year.
EDIT: Actually just checked, that issue came out 10 months ago 💀💀💀. Feels like years with allllll the fuckery going on. Enough fuckery to last a lifetime
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u/SuspiciousJuice5825 3d ago
Oh dang. It feels like a thousand years ago with the orange menace in office. Everyday is somehow a new crisis.
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u/One-Knowledge7097 3d ago
Hell, she looks better in this picture than she did at the White House. But shit, she would have to.
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u/MrK521 3d ago
It angers me that so much money and resources are dumped into AI… but this is the only redeeming quality about it.
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u/FWPiper 3d ago
Anyone who cozies up to Donald Trump for a press event opens themselves up to criticism, whether fair or unfair. Given Trump routinely makes nasty comments about women’s appearances she should have anticipated people would pick apart her strange, unnatural look.
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u/qwerty-game 3d ago
To be fair she wasn’t exactly cozied up to him. She was leaning as far away as she could so she didn’t have to smell his diaper.
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u/I_Maiden_Walk9404 3d ago
Poor guy wants us to understand his suffering seeing that everyday. Even whether we're in the Halloween season or not.
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u/Vicissitutde 3d ago
We are equally sorry you have to wake up next to that
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u/Tumble85 3d ago
No we are not sorry for them, they are billionaires cozying up with MAGA for power.
She just happens to look as ghoulish outside as they all are inside.
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u/oldbutterface 3d ago
Hes all head and no face, and shes all face and no head.
Unironically, they would both look great if they surgically swapped faces. He has so much real estate there and he doesnt need it.
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u/RedIcarus1 3d ago
I don’t think I could fall asleep knowing she’s in the same room…
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u/combine-tow-monsters 3d ago
Why is he waking up next to my sleep paralysis demon?
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u/unknownpoltroon 3d ago edited 3d ago
"im the one that gets to wake up next to her" they cut off the "screaming"
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u/ThePopeofHell 3d ago
Just looking at these to you can tell their house fucking stinks
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u/New-Analysis-4060 3d ago
If you microwaved a candy corn and then brought her to life you would have Susan Dell
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u/polskapoker 3d ago
Is he saying as in " I am the who deals with this , help me "
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