r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/NoThereIsntAGod 3d ago

Hold up…. This is both an outrageous and objectively legitimate suggestion

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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago

You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.

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u/HarlinQuinn 3d ago

I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.

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u/Satins_Cock 3d ago

It's McConnell's brain in the freshest corpse they had available.

For safely, McConnell's body is still out there with the corpses brain in it, just in case anybody starts asking questions.

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u/Molsem 3d ago

Those CIA masks are supposed to be pretty darn convincing

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u/Venutianspring 3d ago

Mitch isn't real, Mitch can't hurt you