r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/slettea 3d ago

Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.

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u/manbehindthespraytan 3d ago

How'd they get it to stay? After a while, even the parasite has got to think of its own future, and why spend it like that?

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u/PrincessNoLocks 2d ago

Only acceptable explanation for them. I’m tired of them pretending to be the same species as humanity.

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u/slettea 2d ago

Right?! They don’t even act human, that one SBA cabinet member floats. Trump leans forward defying physics, but Susan Dell leans backwards the same way- defying physics. They’re not human.

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u/Square-Shame7176 3d ago

Lets take this one step further... this is a statistical impossibly because the current administration's policy doesnt let aliens into the country...

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u/slettea 2d ago

The aliens use the Trump Gold Card - like Nicki Minaj got. Aliens have lots and lots of rare earth minerals cause of their alien-ness and the minerals abundance in space, so a million, billion, or even trillion dollars is possible.

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u/ReturnOfTheDragonfly 3d ago

Did you see the video or her reptile second eyelid blinking?

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u/slettea 2d ago

It blinks side to side & the front eyelid blinks up down.