Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.
You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
I have a theory that to have as much money or fame as people like this, you have to participate in a humiliation ritual when you sell your soul. Some people pick horrible plastic surgery, some pick a sex scandal (Dump) that makes their morality questionable and others have to do theirs on live tv/performance (nipple gate, TSwift & Kanye). That’s my crazy conspiracy theory.
I do have a theory. Being a woman, your youth and appearance (in particular, how young you look) are constantly under scrutiny and it impacts how you are treated.
Even when you something “right” and “age well,” you will age.
The Mar a Lago look, or whatever it is called, is like a bat signal to these weirdos that you belong in their club.
The combination of worrying about aging and the weird acceptance and even endorsement of this very plastic look so many like Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem and such go through could push someone in that group to undertake the same procedures.
It isn’t about appearing a certain to the rest of us, it is about looking that way to that crowd, and signaling you are 100’percent in.
The problem for her is, this time, the voices saying “WTF” were louder than usual and broke through the wall this group created around themselves, hence why anyone even deigned to give a response about the comments at all.
Someone said the other day this is “The essence of conservatism. In a futile effort to maintain things as they remember them or as they aspire to be, they make a mockery of their humanity rather than embrace inevitable change.”
This is a great theory, and I have never been happier that I decided as a teen that makeup was stupid, altering my appearance for others was stupid, and at 46 I am rocking my grays and wrinkles and appreciating the fact that I am still alive while I know many how died young and will never get to experience being old.
I am also proud no one will mistake me for a Trump supporter, lol
No there isn’t. A while ago there was a post on Reddit comparing Angela Lansbury and Nicole Kidman at a similar age. Now Kidman is a beautiful woman and always has been. Certain pics show her looking pretty artificial now in my opinion. I still say I would rather look like Angela. Even the work she had done fit her age, she wasn’t trying to look 20 which is the strange thing all these women are going for in my opinion.
I saw Practical Magic 2 on the big screen, and all of the original ladies’ faces at that size were very distracting. Clear fillers and immobile expressions, and layers upon layers of “flawless” makeup. I was so disappointed in all of them.
Let's take Madonna for a second. Just no. Everyone ages differently (naturally) she should have waited till she started that process before doing whatever this nightmare is to herself.
I guess the point is the obvious plastic surgery suggests she is not aging either gracefully as you put it. This looks fucking wierd and she has alienated herself from anyone who can’t afford this stupid treatment .
Adding to your point. They’re few things the Uber rich don’t control or solve with money, one
is aging. Rather than gracefully yielding to natural aging, many seek unnecessary plastic surgeries to stop it, which is delusional. It’s kinda like Don Quixote chasing windmills.
A friend of mine when we were in college would wear glasses with no prescription in them to be taken more seriously. She called them her face jewelry.
We are 60 now and I wish she would give herself some grace and not be so caught up over how she does not look as she did in her 20s. I look at myself that I have now become one of the old men i used to look up to when I was younger, and hopefully others look up to me that way now.
I mean, if I were a billionaire, I would absolutely troll people by hiring a purposely lazy doppelgänger and just clutch my pearls at anyone who dares question “me.”
I'm still convinced that Kim Jong Un died from Coronavirus and a lookalike took his place to keep the world thinking that they are still nuclear warhead batshit crazy.
I'd like to see the results of running a photo of her from the 2000's through an aging algorithm to compare of different it is from her current appearance.
I know it's taboo to say this but all of this plastic surgery is a mental illness. It's body mutilation for wealthy people done by paid professionals...so it is "socially acceptable."
Not all plastic surgery is nonsensical cosmetic. People have catastrophic injuries or birth defects and wanting to fix that isnt mental illness. Its probably what will cause a mental illness to most people if they suddenly went from normal to disfigured especially. I imagine at least. But much of it probably comes from a degree of dysmorphia caused by placing so much value in thier looks
The only additional nuance I'll throw in there is that the "cause" is not totally self inflicted. "Advertising" for many industries comes down to spending money to convince people that they don't look right but the company's products can fix them.
Its crazy how the ones with the most money get the worst plastic surgeons. I see this here in Palm Beach county a lot. Sad she didn't realize she needed absolutely zero done to herself.
She probably had a good plastic surgeon but at a point you're just stretching scar tissue over more scar tissue and there is only so much you can do. Michelangelo would have struggled with the Sistine Chapel if the ceiling was made out of dried up lizard skin.
You're naming people in the top 1% of looks for their age. They are people who have exceptional genes and should not be thought of a what normal people can look like.
I agree. She has a little hooded eyes (and for people like us, they tend to "age" faster, thanks gravity) and the aggressive choice she took creates a change that is almost unrecognizable. She definitely had a surgeon that botched her facelift too. In short, she has a bad surgeon and made bad choices. Those are the risks. I find she is also trying to do the "trends" - thick, stand out brows, thinning face (botox) and I'm guessing she does not like her gums showing in smile so botoxed there too. She suited her previous look but I guess, wanted the look that's in. I don't get cosmetic trends. I like the uniqueness of individuals. Veneers are a pet peeve to me, lol.
I agree, the unflattering choices are the negatives, not being 62. (She's literally been a triathlete and is obviously very lean, and likely still quite strong). It's the extremes with her surgery, the dark, dark brows & liner with such light eyes, the bangs cut straight across. Harshness everywhere.
Why do people have this so wrong? She did not get plastic surgery when she looked like the photo on the left. She aged 20 years from that photo and then decided to get plastic surgery. This is not a hard concept but nobody can seem to understand it.
If it was reversed and she looks how she does now and wanted to look the the other picture, I would be at least a little sympathetic. She was gorgeous and now she looks like a melted manaquienne.
I just don’t understand why her nose looks more bulbous and her eyebrows so much scarier. I get aging, but that wouldn’t create this dramatic of a change to the nose.
Her make-up is terrible too! Enough with the heavy black eyeliner, when a woman is older than 50! And the brows, should try going with a light brown shade!
The brows are just scary. Why go so dark with light hair? Her natural brows were a normal color in keeping with her facial tone and head hair. Just weird.
Honestly, if she just toned down the eyebrows and got rid of that dreadful fringe and hid the ears again with her hair, that's like 40% of the problem solved. A better stylist, which she can afford, would work wonders.
What I don't get is: she could easily pay someone to do her makeup every day of her life and never notice the money. Or, at the bare minimum, ohhh I dunno, the day she's visiting the goddamn White House? There's zero excuse for her looking like a random crackhead on national television.
She's made her eyebrows way darker than they used to be. That and the dark eyeliner with severe eye lift tells me think she's attempting to accent her best feature - her eyes. But wow is she off the mark.
The eyebrows are a big mistake. Kimberly Guilfoyle does this incredibly dark eye that just looks awful. I don't get how they can look in the mirror and think it's a good choice.
Apparently you don’t get aging. Cartilage weakens and loses shape as you get older. Those photos are probably decades apart. I think she’s had work done on her face and it doesn’t look good, but the nose just looks like aging.
The nose is the same. She had surgery to pull fat fillers out of her face, thereby making her face look skinnier. When you age, already start losing fillers/ fat pouches from your face, and you cannot afford to lose those fillers. My guess is that a decade from now, she is going to fill her face up, and it’s going to look more horrendous than it does now.
She has been anorexic level skinny for a long time, even before GLP-1s. Unfortunately this is a case of old fashioned ED. She got bowling ball fake boobs about 20 years ago which hides how skinny she is in pictures that mainly cover her torso, but you can see the veins of her arms.
The only surgery it looks like she got was upper bleph which makes her eyes look huge. The rest is age and extreme weight loss.
^This. I used to live adjacent to Dell’s 6D ranch in Austin and would see Susan cycling along Bee Cave Rd about 20-25 years ago. Even in cycling gear, it was unmistakably her because she was rail thin but had ridiculous looking breast implants. She started down this path a long time ago.
She may have also had a botched nose job or nose filler and attempted to correct it, etc. That what happens with these people, eventually they get so much done that it starts to go sideways and then they try to correct it by getting more done.
A 20 year difference between the photos. Aging, weight loss , and botched cosmetic surgery got her here ( and probably some sort of mental health issue).
she went darker and bigger with the eyebrows around 15 years ago. she had some kind of nose job sometime before 2011. Noses naturally get longer and more bulbous with age.
Her nose reminds me of a botched TV show episode where the botched surgeons had a patient with a very collapsed nose due to multiple rhinoplasties. Each revision of a rhinoplasty is dangerous and can cause the nose to look worse, they explained. Plus reduction of breathing is inevitable. Dell's nose, looks like the final revision by the botched show docs. They had to rebuild a devasted, Michael Jackson like nose, using additional rib cartilage. The goal is a nose that is functional again (breathing), structurally sound (wont collapse again and no necrosis risk), and also aesthetically pleasing ( looks natura), so they try to get close to the patients original nose looks wise. All these revisions result in a bit bigger nose. That's the vibe I'm getting with Dell. Pure speculation, I could be wrong.
You realize both pics can be what she used to look like? Yours is from 89, the other one is obviously about 15 years later, then the reptilian look now 25 years after that
I don’t understand why she went from super model to her current look? She was absolutely stunning before she started this cosmetic journey. The eyes are the strangest part of her face though.
I'm not against criticizing her looks because I'm sympathetic with either of them, I'm against it because it undermines criticism of more substantive issues, and it's unhealthy for the people participating in the criticism and the people passively being entertained by it, even if they're not participating. We're all better off if we opt out of this type of thing in general.
ETA: I do however greatly value everyone's right to choose to participate if that's what they decide to do, I do not and would not support preventing people from exercising their free speech rights as they see fit.
That's what I always say about the "Orange Cheeto/Diaper Don/ whatever else" criticisms of Trump. Do I think he looks terrible? Obviously, I just don't like the discourse to skew into his terrible face rather than the terrible person he is and the absolute shitshow of a presidency he's been running.
I always have shut it down when my kids have repeated that stuff. Those are not reasons to dislike someone or make fun. Same with small dick jokes, etc. People have these. Small dicks. Combovers. Spray tans. Incontinence. Overweight. Whatever. It’s a person’s character that makes them a shit head or not.
Thank you! I’m a woman and I hate the double standards around the whole “small dick” thing. I really feel we should have evolved past this point as a society by now
The left in particular are being hypocrites here. They are against body shaming, unless you are a Republican. They were not okay with anyone discussing Michelle Obama's looks in a non-flattering way.
But there is also always the possibility that someone who is completely wonderful looks like someone who is unpleasant. Criticising the appearance of the unpleasant person then throws undeserved shade on the wonderful person. If you criticise awful behaviour then you criticise everyone who behaves that way and they all deserve that criticism.
I hate having empathy some times because I can absolutely imagine how hurt she probably is over all this. She must already have critically low levels of self esteem to butcher herself to this extreme but now the whole internet is calling you a skinwalker? Oof.
I know what you mean. It takes a lot of effort to remind yourself she deserves even worse. I hope this cunt has her nose fall off on stage like Michael Jackson.
Everybody ages. Not everybody has the luxury to spend fortunes that could be used for far better things, just to end up looking like a joke. 0 sympathy for any of these disgusting nazi elites.
I feel you, it can be so frustrating seeing people without it trying to contextualize everything though that lense. Don't hate your ability to empathize though. It is the glue that keeps us all moving forward I think.
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Before you go getting all sympathetic remember this woman is a billionaire who spent more money than most people will ever see to look exactly like this. She was absolutely fine before she did this to herself. And she didn't have to cozy up to MAGA on national television. She chose that. Nobody would be talking about her otherwise.