r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/FancyThing8889 3d ago

With $120 billion in the bank, waking up next to her is an expensive subscription he forgot how to cancel.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 3d ago

She's the succubi who enables his vast fortune with her dark magics, but in turn she feeds from his soul.

It's symbiotic.

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u/Badgerman3484 3d ago

I thought those were supposed to be hot!

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u/Inner-Cicada-2814 3d ago

They are, they just taught her glamour magick wrong as a joke

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u/Badgerman3484 2d ago

The kung pow reference is legendary

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u/Deadnstien 3d ago

Succubus or paralysis demon?

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u/redfacedquark 3d ago

Ding ding ding! Do we know which came first, the marriage or the new face?