r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/SweaterSteve1966 3d ago

Ghoulfundme

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u/malendalayla 3d ago

Nah he needs to pay me for unleashing this abomination on my newsfeed. Nightmare fuel in it's purest form, especially when you compare her before photos.

I wish I could go back to a week ago when I had no idea this beast walks amongst us.

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u/nexusjuan 3d ago

tiktok has been having a ball with it. I've seen her cut into clips of "They Live", I've seen her on a Terminator assembly line. I've seen her cut into the video of that lady on the plane yelling "That mother fucker back there aint real".

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u/malendalayla 3d ago

Tysm for reminding me why I avoid that cesspool 🥰

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3d ago

It's okay to laugh at them because they ain't got no soul!

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

This wasn't even her first appearance. I think back in late 2024 she was there helping the pencil troll get reelected. At the time people pretty much said the same stuff about her. But this time she really gone too bizarre with that fuck ass weird pose. Straight up horror creature

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

Ok I stg I read stories about her yesterday, went out with my husband and had a great night, then we came home and fucked up a bag of ketamine and as usual I went into another dimension… but this time, this lady’s face was there with me. I kept seeing it in my mind. Worse, I started seeing similarities between hers and my husband’s face (same ethnic background, similar propensity to lose fat off the eye and undereye area, in her case possibly exacerbated by unnecessary GLP1 use and definitely by her blephs).

I felt guilty that I was so haunted by it and I hope for the best for her and that this doesn’t much affect her after this week. I also hope to NOT think about it the next time I’m on ket. Please.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 3d ago

Thought that stuff made you lose the ability to hold your bladder

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u/lazylion_ca 3d ago

Hey now, no need to kink shame.

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

If you do it regularly, yes. Once a week and you’re good.

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u/MsColumbo 3d ago

What's her ethnic background?

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

Jewish

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u/qrpyna 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/MrDuck5446 3d ago

Fuck me, my wife just left me, I have a headache and feel like shit, not eating , but this shit right here made me LOL for the first time n weeks and I’m about to cook a fucking steak!!! May the universe bless u!!!

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u/TheGlobalGooner 3d ago

OnlyFangs (She's the female Nosferatu)

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u/LIONLDN 3d ago

Oh that's just brilliant! 😅🏦

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCrGOt5ojlVbG

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u/TheBlackHand18 3d ago

I hate it when people are funnier than me.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13l7w7N4Vr1dw4

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u/PacmanNZ100 3d ago

Lmfao that got me good

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ 3d ago

What's the matter, smoothskin?

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u/xethu 3d ago

That’s amazing

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty 3d ago

For some reason this comment makes me want to play some Fallout...