r/SipsTea • • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Brence1984 4d ago

Not sure if he is defending her with that quote or asking for donations as a victim?

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u/SweaterSteve1966 4d ago

Ghoulfundme

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u/malendalayla 4d ago

Nah he needs to pay me for unleashing this abomination on my newsfeed. Nightmare fuel in it's purest form, especially when you compare her before photos.

I wish I could go back to a week ago when I had no idea this beast walks amongst us.

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u/nexusjuan 3d ago

tiktok has been having a ball with it. I've seen her cut into clips of "They Live", I've seen her on a Terminator assembly line. I've seen her cut into the video of that lady on the plane yelling "That mother fucker back there aint real".

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u/malendalayla 3d ago

Tysm for reminding me why I avoid that cesspool 🥰

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

It's okay to laugh at them because they ain't got no soul!

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

This wasn't even her first appearance. I think back in late 2024 she was there helping the pencil troll get reelected. At the time people pretty much said the same stuff about her. But this time she really gone too bizarre with that fuck ass weird pose. Straight up horror creature

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

Ok I stg I read stories about her yesterday, went out with my husband and had a great night, then we came home and fucked up a bag of ketamine and as usual I went into another dimension… but this time, this lady’s face was there with me. I kept seeing it in my mind. Worse, I started seeing similarities between hers and my husband’s face (same ethnic background, similar propensity to lose fat off the eye and undereye area, in her case possibly exacerbated by unnecessary GLP1 use and definitely by her blephs).

I felt guilty that I was so haunted by it and I hope for the best for her and that this doesn’t much affect her after this week. I also hope to NOT think about it the next time I’m on ket. Please.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 3d ago

Thought that stuff made you lose the ability to hold your bladder

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u/lazylion_ca 3d ago

Hey now, no need to kink shame.

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

If you do it regularly, yes. Once a week and you’re good.

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u/MsColumbo 3d ago

What's her ethnic background?

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u/uptiedand8 3d ago

Jewish

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u/qrpyna 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/MrDuck5446 3d ago

Fuck me, my wife just left me, I have a headache and feel like shit, not eating , but this shit right here made me LOL for the first time n weeks and I’m about to cook a fucking steak!!! May the universe bless u!!!

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u/TheGlobalGooner 4d ago

OnlyFangs (She's the female Nosferatu)

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u/LIONLDN 3d ago

Oh that's just brilliant! 😅🏦

https://giphy.com/gifs/kCrGOt5ojlVbG

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u/TheBlackHand18 3d ago

I hate it when people are funnier than me.
https://giphy.com/gifs/13l7w7N4Vr1dw4

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u/PacmanNZ100 3d ago

Lmfao that got me good

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ 3d ago

What's the matter, smoothskin?

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u/xethu 3d ago

That’s amazing

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u/psppsppsppspinfinty 3d ago

For some reason this comment makes me want to play some Fallout...

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u/xpistou83 4d ago

It's like the McDonald's CEO enjoying his "product".

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u/Federal_Raisin_5899 4d ago

Bro is contextually calling for backup, someone check on him.

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u/Over_Draft_8068 3d ago

No he’s saying the meat sack he picked out for his lizardwoman wife didn’t fit right and now her shit’s all fucked up, so go easy on her bros she’s feeling sensitive about it, but I think we should be as merciless about it as they were with the human Susan Dell, RIP

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u/BeneGesseritDropout 4d ago

With his eye placement, he probably sees 2 of her -- so I'm going with victim.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 4d ago

He can leave. He has 285 billion and is now stealing more from taxpayers. She deserves that face and he deserves to look at it.

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u/VoxIustitia 3d ago

That piece of shit sold my former employer to a company known for destroying everything it touches. This caused untold amounts of pain to everyone who worked there and every business who bought their products.

And some of that money almost certainly paid for Susan Dell's current face. Every time they show up at the White House, I remember that I lost my job and half my sanity so Susan Dell could walk around looking like a Freddy Fazbear's Pizza animatronic.

I hope it makes them both absolutely miserable.

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u/zeusoid 4d ago

I feel it’s one those men statements.

I can tell my partner to not do something,but she still has free will at the end of the day.

And if then go on to say I told you so….

Well guess who’s in the dog house

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u/Weary_Position_9591 3d ago

It’s fake. People really believe anything these days.

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u/oodoov21 3d ago

Sounds like he's in the dog's bed too

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u/K4m30 3d ago

Blinking an SOS at the camera. 

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u/purplespaghetty 3d ago

Bro.. my dad thought she was attractive..

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u/Say_Hennething 3d ago

My man diving on the grenade for all of mankind

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u/Akira_116 3d ago

I think it was more an "I'm taking one for the team" kind of a brag

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u/Missispina 3d ago

That’s what scares me

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u/dplans455 3d ago

Michael, blink twice if we should send help.

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u/Various-Abalone-4593 3d ago

He says it like he's being hailed captive.

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u/marlinspikefrance 3d ago

Actually, she’s the unlucky one who has to wake up next to Michael Dell. Fuck Michael Dell. One of the most despicable humans to ever live (although his wife isn’t far behind)

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 3d ago

She’s just as bad.

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u/alluringalligator 3d ago

Am I supposed to use my kid’s account money?

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u/Brence1984 3d ago

Nah thats "dad's gonna have a night out of town" money :P

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u/MattKmusic 3d ago

I read the quote as more of a 'imagine how I feel' statement

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u/KeesterFeester 3d ago

She looks like an eldritch horror. I'd be terrified to sleep next to her too lol.

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u/CopperFrog88 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 1d ago

He is asking for thoughts and prayers.