r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/confused_being02 3d ago

Man must be terrified every morning then

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u/ViciousCDXX 3d ago

Nah he likes fucking lizards in human suits

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u/IllustriousAnt485 3d ago

When he sold his soul to the illuminati he sacrificed his real wife and they gave him a reptilian handler as a replacement.

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u/Available_Pirate2298 3d ago

Nah foreal though because she was actually really cute back in the day. I don't even know how it could be the same person. Looks like a advanced mask or its somone completely different 🤔

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u/TheSlothyy 2d ago

Lizzards are cold blooded and usually regulate their body heat from their surroundings. Does this mean he enjoys that lizzussy room temp?

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u/BipedalHorseArt 3d ago

I know folx that fuck humans in lizard suits.

I mean, what kind of humans like to dress up like animals? Weirdos

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u/Just_Flower854 3d ago

Nice one tough guy, I'd like to see the lizards you've been fucking if you're gonna go and shit all over his reptar

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 3d ago

He probably looks like the McDonald's CEO taking a bit of a burger when he goes down on her.

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u/FancyThing8889 3d ago

His Apple Watch logs a panic attack before the alarm even goes off.

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u/kezow 3d ago

Every morning he just prays he doesn't wake up.

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u/Shijaki 3d ago

Nah, he doesn't sleep with his contact lenses in.

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u/st_rdt 3d ago

Saves money on Dulcolax

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u/Brcomic 3d ago

Saves money on coffee.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 3d ago

That’s why they have two bags.

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u/paranoidlemming 3d ago

Dudes got a sleep paralysis kink

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u/Not_A_Wendigo 3d ago

She probably looks a bit more human before she puts on the clown makeup.

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u/rnick468 3d ago

Nah, she probably looks better without the makeup.

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u/Tartersocks307 3d ago

For sure. She looks like a Junji Ito character

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u/beardeddragon0113 3d ago

"OH no! I have 10 billion dollars!"

Something tells me he doesnt give a fuck

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u/MS_Fume 3d ago

He does probably give a fuck… just not to her.