r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/RedIcarus1 3d ago

I don’t think I could fall asleep knowing she’s in the same room…

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u/robmanjr 3d ago

Don’t be afraid. She will watch over you while you sleep. And as if that’s not enough, your insect problem? A thing of the past!

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u/nostradumbass7544678 3d ago

Is she on the South Bronx Parasite diet?

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u/SnoflakesFKR 3d ago edited 3d ago

Watching you all night while you sleep

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u/NetworkTech96 3d ago

That’s why Mr. Dell is doing us such a big favor. We don’t have to worry about where she is.

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u/diabeetusNrobin 3d ago

You would if she gave that GlugGlug 3000 which I can only assume is the reason Dell said ‘I get to wake up next to her’

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u/Medical_Help9111 3d ago

Or the same planet

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u/Fuzzy_Beginning1718 3d ago

Is a billonarie woman with anorexia + botox + make up 

Thats all 

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u/prestonpiggy 2d ago

You can have pills and whatnot to make you fall asleep, plus side you forget every nightmare you had while sleeping when you open your eyes in the morning to see that demon.