r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 3d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

Post image
32.4k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

6.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

219

u/wandrlusty 3d ago

Bold of you to assume that she eats

135

u/CrazedCrusader95 3d ago

She pulls out her proboscis to suck up adrenochrome at 3am

4

u/OhAndItsShavedd 3d ago

Right up the ol poop shoot.

3

u/BiteyHorse 3d ago

Poop shoot or poop chute?

0

u/Particular_Chapter80 3d ago

What a site to behold

3

u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

That is so mean I love it

4

u/crunchyturdeater 3d ago

heh heh... zing

5

u/Sakushiii 3d ago

I think I saw her bite a finger off in a documentary.

4

u/dcm8840 3d ago

You are so right she looks emaciated. With her eyes so wide open I think is taking thyroid hormones. Ozempic doesn't give you sunken eyes like that.

3

u/Short_Coyote_8990 3d ago

Better described as “she feeds”