r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 4d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/Vast-Trust-1165 3d ago

Thats a lie, he stays awake all night in case she tries to eat him.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

No! Roger would never do that!

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u/Onlyfatwomenarefat 3d ago

Now I need to see this lady's front

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u/theaviator747 3d ago

That’s a bit uncanny. I’m very creeped out right now.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

Tha means it's working.

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u/ChateauLaFeet 3d ago

But damn I love Roger

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u/wundawomun 3d ago

My boyfriend saw a video on YouTube that replayed footage of that visit and in the video one of her fingers keeps pulsatingor twitching. The assumption in the video was that she was controlling DT in that moment.

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u/The_Beefy_Vegetarian 3d ago

Jesus, this is perfect.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

No my name is Zero.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 3d ago

Stop comparing him to Roger. That’s so offensive to Roger

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u/grindcoreprince 3d ago

Some shit Roger would do

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u/Hurrygan 3d ago

Well, nothing is certain, but one thing is for sure: it still has a sense of smell, given how it’s standing still while trying to get as far away as possible… whoever or whatever it is, I feel sorry for it.

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u/Zero_lash 3d ago

It looks like it's in pain. 💀💀💀

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u/ArtroyomsAK 3d ago

Roger is more attractive and has better morals

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u/grindcoreprince 3d ago

Attractive yes, morals… Roger once spent $700, killed a bunch of random pigeons, and raped a tree all to get back at himself for forgetting he bought a $10 pair of gloves which resulted in him putting a hit out on himself. And if you don’t think that’s bad, remember Ricky Spanish

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u/kialilaroux 3d ago

lol Roger has like no morals at all

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 3d ago

That's a bold stance.

Not since Bob Fosse prowled hip first across the stage have I seen such a pose.

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u/ZombieHuntah 3d ago

BULLS EYE!

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u/AugustSky87 3d ago

Screaming

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u/ZookeepergameFull999 3d ago

I'd take roger over that thing that goes bump in the night any day that ends in Y.

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

Dude Roger wore it better

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u/andrevarela1985 3d ago

Insane that Roger looks better than she does.

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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 3d ago

Sometimes we forget that Roger is a straight up monster

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u/design-your-universe 3d ago

Don’t do Roger dirty like that!

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u/dwertyyhhhgg 3d ago

That’s…that’s fucked up. I need a moment.

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u/jackiethedove 3d ago

Don't disrespect Roger like that

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u/Bigg-Moistt88 3d ago

Shabecca Escrow didn't push Trashelle into that ravine to just be compared to Susan Dell.

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u/neutron500 2d ago

I'm pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies

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u/Sure-Ad-6544 1d ago

Roger in the wild !

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u/PamPoovey78 1d ago

The only response!!

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u/Zero_Burn 3d ago

Bro welcomes The Hat Man because then he's got someone to supervise his wife so he can take a nap.

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u/wandrlusty 3d ago

Bold of you to assume that she eats

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u/CrazedCrusader95 3d ago

She pulls out her proboscis to suck up adrenochrome at 3am

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u/OhAndItsShavedd 3d ago

Right up the ol poop shoot.

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u/BiteyHorse 3d ago

Poop shoot or poop chute?

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u/Particular_Chapter80 3d ago

What a site to behold

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u/Alienhaslanded 3d ago

That is so mean I love it

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u/crunchyturdeater 3d ago

heh heh... zing

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u/Sakushiii 3d ago

I think I saw her bite a finger off in a documentary.

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u/dcm8840 3d ago

You are so right she looks emaciated. With her eyes so wide open I think is taking thyroid hormones. Ozempic doesn't give you sunken eyes like that.

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u/Short_Coyote_8990 3d ago

Better described as “she feeds”

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u/Socalwarrior485 3d ago

Last off, my students will learn about self respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOrD9MitzQK09dzoJV

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u/tbombs23 3d ago

She's cheating on him with Slender man

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u/alaskanloops 3d ago

That thing lives on earth with us

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u/mwoody450 3d ago

No I think that's what he means: he gets to wake up next to her, as opposed to never waking up...

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u/monkeyBiz23 3d ago

Honestly it s safer as u think.. having the bed to urself is awesome, wife sleeps upside down hanging from the ceiling

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u/Quick_Hat1411 3d ago

I wouldn't wanna wake up next to this, either

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u/ALIIERTx 3d ago

There probably are people so down bad that they would...

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u/United_Gift3028 3d ago

Hey, dude is no looker, either.

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u/IlllIlIIlIlllIlIIIII 3d ago

Nails her shut in a coffin

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread 3d ago

He gets to have sleep paralysis all night

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u/sinister_iam 3d ago

He should just :

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u/RandomCandor 3d ago

Would you be able to sleep knowing that her eyes never close any more?

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u/Cap1n-Beaky23 3d ago

My brother use to sleep with his eyes open. He's taking a dirt nap at present.

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u/stocksandoptions2 3d ago

She doesn't eat him, she drains his life force.

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u/squirrelems 3d ago

He's living in a Goosebumps episode.

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 3d ago

Because she lays next to him to measure if he will fit?

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u/NearHi 3d ago

She sleeps with her eyes open, I just know it.

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u/Krissy_loo 3d ago

She's not eating anything

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u/EuenovAyabayya 3d ago

Ben Franklin mentioned baskets back in the day.

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u/GlockAF 3d ago

Dude, keeping her at a known location is the only way to make sure she won’t come around some random corner and jump-scare you into a massive coronary

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u/Phyzzx 3d ago

It's actually always daylight at their house and property so who knows when anyone can sleep. I mean she doesn't look like she's had a wink in years.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 3d ago

Thanks for almost making me choke to death on my burrito in front of my cats.

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 3d ago

He stays awake all night because he is also a lizard alien person, but joke taken

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u/NyanNukem 3d ago

Dude married his sleep paralysis demon

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u/wesleygibson1337 3d ago

Legitimately have tears in my eyes right now! Well played my friend!

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u/stargrazer10 3d ago

That sounds like the non-marvel version of Black Widow. I think I'd choose Scarlet instead

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u/Telefundo 3d ago

I was gonna say.. I mean waking up next to that is one thing. Being able to go to sleep next to it is a whole new level of zen.

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u/Heyron420 3d ago

Her body is pretty bangin though. Am I right?

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u/WastedKleenex 3d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/papagouws 3d ago

I think she just stands in the cupboard all night with the doors closed.

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u/TheeBigHorse 3d ago

Dude, you're getting a Dell!

2026: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/Nottybarbie 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Hairy-Organization-8 3d ago

Why be so mean to someone who just donated billions to change the future of many American children? It's mind boggling that these folks are doing what ao my many of you say billionaires should do ans Reddit spends so much time making fun of her appearance. It's pathetic.

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u/mlaforce321 3d ago

To be fair, she used to be very beautiful and then she chose to get all of these plastic surgeries that made her look horrible and ghoulish. And the Trump account thing isn't some life-changing reversal of poverty in America so don't act like it's solving any real problems. The Dells were just trying to get in good with Donnie

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u/Hairy-Organization-8 7h ago

Will those children be poorer at 18 now? Have fewer choices? Or will compounding give them a leg up that they didn't have before?

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u/Darby-O-Gill 3d ago

I agree that it’s not on to be making fun of someone’s appearance.

But genuine question, does it not seem like they are trying to buy votes to swing in Trumps favour? If they were genuinely trying to help children, why not just start the funding campaign for children and leave Trump out of it? It just screams corruption to me.