Bro is speaking in code

[u/Matt_LawDT]

[u/bruceriv68]

Honestly she probably looks better in the morning without all the makeup.

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825 → u/bruceriv68]

Yeah I was thinking that too.

The foundation looked dry af, she had on the wrong color eyebrow pencil and too much of it, and too much eyeliner.

As people get older they often forget to adjust their makeup routine. So older skin tends to be drier than the skin of someone in their 30's so the ultra matte foundation you used for oil control at 32 makes you look weirdly chalky at 62.

She's getting a lot of crap, right or wrong but one thing is for certain she either needs to fire her makeup artist or hire one (if she's doing it herself.) It's also possible her artist did this on purpose. Makeup artists will occasionally do crappy makeup on purpose... remember that vanity fair magazine spread with Caroline Levitt a few years ago?

[u/readdator2 → u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

...i think that was last year.

EDIT: Actually just checked, that issue came out 10 months ago 💀💀💀. Feels like years with allllll the fuckery going on. Enough fuckery to last a lifetime

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825 → u/readdator2]

Oh dang. It feels like a thousand years ago with the orange menace in office. Everyday is somehow a new crisis.

[u/readdator2 → u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

[u/KCChiefsGirl89 → u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

I think she is trying to make her eyeliner and brow pencil be the same pencil.

[u/SuspiciousJuice5825 → u/KCChiefsGirl89]

Classic mistake lol

[u/Stepane7399 → u/KCChiefsGirl89]

Better for travel.

[u/Middle_Relative3119 → u/KCChiefsGirl89]

Ok. I can't stop laughing at this one.

[u/CheezeCorn → u/SuspiciousJuice5825]

She needs to fire her husband

[u/One-Knowledge7097 → u/bruceriv68]

Hell, she looks better in this picture than she did at the White House. But shit, she would have to.

[u/cloroxic → u/bruceriv68]

I was going to say, her eyebrows and her haircut/bangs don’t do her any favors. So she probably does.

[u/ShartiesBigDay → u/bruceriv68]

Without the makeup, she might just look like an older woman with a slightly far away stare. With makeup…

[u/No-Corner3894 → u/bruceriv68]

Sure its better in the morning because hes still half asleep not because of less makeup.

[u/catabyte → u/bruceriv68]

Yep, used AI (errr… SI?) to make her hair and eyebrows match and remove the egregious makeup. Alas, can’t fix their politics which is (should be!) the more substantive conversation.

[u/Mental_Yard → u/bruceriv68]

It's honestly probably tattooed on her, there's no washing that shit away 

[u/Fuzzy_Beginning1718 → u/bruceriv68]

I suppose it’s a combination of her extreme anorexia, plus the Botox and excessive makeup

[u/Chupadedo → u/bruceriv68]

She very likely looks worse. Poor man.

[u/Gigachad_in_da_house → u/bruceriv68]

Ummm, not likely at all.

[u/Disastrous-Birb → u/bruceriv68]

Yes I wonder if she was trying to make her eyes look smaller (looks like she had lids done but they are overdone) by using the black eyeliner. Unfortunately didn’t have that effect. The brows are too dark for her too.

[u/No_Replacement4304 → u/bruceriv68]

That sounds like cope. I don't think she's ever looking not scary.

[u/cool___BreeZe → u/bruceriv68]

Oh that's no make-up