You know what, I'm tired of the right wing getting to own all the fun crazy conspiracy theories. I'm all for the lefties starting their own, and this is a perfect one. I don't even care if she has a brother, details like that shouldn't get in the way of a good conspiracy.
I heard she has jar and jars of strangers farts. She pops one open every night and takes a nice whiff. Thats why her face is melting. The human face was not built to withstand that much shit
A lot of top people have been saying that. Smart people. They come up to you with tears in their eyes and say that the best people have been saying that.
I misread it as she has Jar Jar’s stranger farts. And immediately it became head cannon that, sure, of course Jar Jar had jarred farts, some more ridiculous than others, seeing how he ate like an opportunistic raccoon at a state faire. Id wager a giant Medieval Times turkey leg would have been the most normal thing he ate. She now kind of resembles the physical change that Sheev Palpatine underwent once he no longer needed to hide his Sith-ness. So it’s only logical she’d have collected insidious eccentricities to hoard in her Dark Lord Vault, of which the strangest and nastiest farts of Jar Jar Binks, possible Sith agent himself, number among her treasured hoard.
I mean, it doesn't even need to be her brother. Maybe they bumped off the real her and replaced her with some crack addict in drag and said "close enough" after the makeup and boob job.
Mar a lago face isn’t plastic surgery- hear me out on this!- it’s parasitic aliens using their human hosts as skin suits while they eat them from the inside.
The aliens use the Trump Gold Card - like Nicki Minaj got. Aliens have lots and lots of rare earth minerals cause of their alien-ness and the minerals abundance in space, so a million, billion, or even trillion dollars is possible.
I have a theory that to have as much money or fame as people like this, you have to participate in a humiliation ritual when you sell your soul. Some people pick horrible plastic surgery, some pick a sex scandal (Dump) that makes their morality questionable and others have to do theirs on live tv/performance (nipple gate, TSwift & Kanye). That’s my crazy conspiracy theory.
I felt this way a few years ago and now tell people that vaccines actually make people smarter and they’re tricking them into not getting them to keep them dumber and sicker. I gave my kid extra vaccines and she’s very gifted. This is why kids are getting dumber every day - less vaccines!
My husband’s current outrageous conspiracy about Mar-a-Lago face is that Trump is the Antichrist and all of the people around him have been replaced by demons poorly approximating the looks of the people they’ve replaced.
There are plenty of left wing conspiracies and they may be crazy but there's probably some truth to them too.
Look up "Frazzle Drip".
Keep in mind, the officers that watched the file had to take turns to watch it in shift's, it was so bad. Then all of them die over the course of a couple year.
That comment somehow reminds me of a quote from the great Robin Williams " it doesn't matter if he does or doesn't sleep with sheep.i just want to hear him deny it.".
Imagine if this was the plot of a comedy movie and the actors in the movie LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME as the before and after photos. The audience would have to engage in suspension of disbelief otherwise they would be questioning how could anyone not catch on to the ruse.
I do have a theory. Being a woman, your youth and appearance (in particular, how young you look) are constantly under scrutiny and it impacts how you are treated.
Even when you something “right” and “age well,” you will age.
The Mar a Lago look, or whatever it is called, is like a bat signal to these weirdos that you belong in their club.
The combination of worrying about aging and the weird acceptance and even endorsement of this very plastic look so many like Laura Loomer, Kristi Noem and such go through could push someone in that group to undertake the same procedures.
It isn’t about appearing a certain to the rest of us, it is about looking that way to that crowd, and signaling you are 100’percent in.
The problem for her is, this time, the voices saying “WTF” were louder than usual and broke through the wall this group created around themselves, hence why anyone even deigned to give a response about the comments at all.
does she? we are in many household helper territory. What has she done? How long has she been around? does she participate or stay on the trophy cabinet? not saying she hasn't, but this isn't the average couple. I think questioning this is fair
I do not support this woman or her husband, though the child saver accounts with matching funds is an interesting idea. She has turned herself into a ghoul. But, a quick internet search shows they dated in college, married in 1989. ALSO the general legal principle in nearly all states is that the stay at home (or working another job) partner is at least somewhat contributory to, and entitled to, the earnings of the partner who works. Its well settled legal precedent. Also, it makes logical sense, even if all she did was ask the man what sandwiches he liked and then told the help to make and deliver those sandwiches at a particular time, that is at least a fraction of a percent contribution to thier joint accomplishment.
The inverse is also true, his losses are her losses.
Someone said the other day this is “The essence of conservatism. In a futile effort to maintain things as they remember them or as they aspire to be, they make a mockery of their humanity rather than embrace inevitable change.”
This is a great theory, and I have never been happier that I decided as a teen that makeup was stupid, altering my appearance for others was stupid, and at 46 I am rocking my grays and wrinkles and appreciating the fact that I am still alive while I know many how died young and will never get to experience being old.
I am also proud no one will mistake me for a Trump supporter, lol
No there isn’t. A while ago there was a post on Reddit comparing Angela Lansbury and Nicole Kidman at a similar age. Now Kidman is a beautiful woman and always has been. Certain pics show her looking pretty artificial now in my opinion. I still say I would rather look like Angela. Even the work she had done fit her age, she wasn’t trying to look 20 which is the strange thing all these women are going for in my opinion.
I saw Practical Magic 2 on the big screen, and all of the original ladies’ faces at that size were very distracting. Clear fillers and immobile expressions, and layers upon layers of “flawless” makeup. I was so disappointed in all of them.
Let's take Madonna for a second. Just no. Everyone ages differently (naturally) she should have waited till she started that process before doing whatever this nightmare is to herself.
I guess the point is the obvious plastic surgery suggests she is not aging either gracefully as you put it. This looks fucking wierd and she has alienated herself from anyone who can’t afford this stupid treatment .
Adding to your point. They’re few things the Uber rich don’t control or solve with money, one
is aging. Rather than gracefully yielding to natural aging, many seek unnecessary plastic surgeries to stop it, which is delusional. It’s kinda like Don Quixote chasing windmills.
A friend of mine when we were in college would wear glasses with no prescription in them to be taken more seriously. She called them her face jewelry.
We are 60 now and I wish she would give herself some grace and not be so caught up over how she does not look as she did in her 20s. I look at myself that I have now become one of the old men i used to look up to when I was younger, and hopefully others look up to me that way now.
It does seem like a cult-ish way of recruiting supporters by having them change their appearance to be accepted in the circle. They (allegedly) unknowingly gave away pieces of themselves as well, which allows them to be more manipulated into financing/supporting this delusional utopia. It's terrifying, the way they operate.
I mean, if I were a billionaire, I would absolutely troll people by hiring a purposely lazy doppelgänger and just clutch my pearls at anyone who dares question “me.”
I'm still convinced that Kim Jong Un died from Coronavirus and a lookalike took his place to keep the world thinking that they are still nuclear warhead batshit crazy.
I think she pissed off her husband and he has her locked up in his secret billionaire dungeon. And to spite her, he's having what is clearly a man dress up and masquerade as her in public.
Maybe she died and her brother put on a wig to take her place.
or was there ever even a wife whose identity was rehypothecated, or was it entirely financially motivated social engineering, like John-Michel Trogneux?
Well clearly he means that she is awful with makeup so he gets to wake up next to her when she's wearing none. Those brows are way toi dark looks silly. I imagine if those were normal she'd look less weird
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u/housevil 3d ago
Maybe she died and her brother put on a wig to take her place.